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I don't leave my
house much these days.

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I prefer to stay in my study.

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I work my mind,

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doing my best
to unravel the mysteries.

5
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Actually,
it's not really my house.

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I draw from my subconscious
without shame.

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Most human contact
seems trivial to me,

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unconvincing,
overly sentimental,

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especially male contact
with women.

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I'm searching for
the purest kind of love

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in the opposite sex

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and the purest
kind of sex in love.

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Where are you going, Chloe?

14
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Where have you been, Edgar,

15
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making love with your fantasies?

16
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You don't think I love you?

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You only love ideas.

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You're a mental masturbator,

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a diamond with a great big flaw.

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And I know.

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I'm a jeweler.

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I didn't mean that.

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What part of love
belongs to sexuality?

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Sex is the last great
unexplored human mystery.

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Lose yourself

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trees, rocks...

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Faster.

28
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What are you talking about?

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Cherry pie.

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Faster.!

31
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Is there another guy?

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Oh, faster!

33
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Is there another guy?

34
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Zoe.

35
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Is that him? Just ignore it.

36
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Is that the guy? Faster!

37
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Telephone for you.

38
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It's a man.

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What's his name?

40
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What's his name?

41
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I don't know.

42
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Hello?

43
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Yes.

44
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Today?

45
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You mean this afternoon?

46
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Yes, I know where that is,
near the university.

47
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What?

48
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No, I'm not married.

49
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Who was that, Zoe?

50
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Him?

51
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I have to work later.

52
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I need to sleep

53
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well, you just lost

54
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the best thing
that you ever had.

55
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And I'm never coming back.

56
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Bye-bye.

57
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Working the faldo house?

58
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I'm sorry?

59
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Are you working
at the faldo house?

60
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Yes.

61
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Listed with the agency? Yes.

62
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That's funny. The client didn't
say there'd be somebody else.

63
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Did he say what the subject 1s?

64
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A discussion between
several men is all I heard.

65
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I hope they're doctors
or professors.

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Is that what you're used to,

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doctors and professors? Used to?

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How fast are you?

69
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How fast?

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130 shorthand,

71
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you win.

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Yes.

73
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Go ahead.

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Excuse me.

75
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What is this?

76
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We're the stenographers.

77
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Oh, no, no, no.
This is horrific.

78
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You're very rude.

79
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I'm Oscar, and I'm leaving.

80
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This is very disconcerting.

81
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I'm convinced, somehow,

82
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that you would've stimulated me

83
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into saying something
entirely unforgettable.

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I'm sure you'll remember it.

85
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I think you're right.

86
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Oh, excuse me, I...

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Thank you...

88
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For being punctual. Come in.

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Everyone's assembled.

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Alice? Zoe?

91
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I'm Zoe.

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Alice.

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Alice.

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Wait to be invited.

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Alice. Zoe.

96
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If narcissus
stays in the garden,

97
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there will be chaos.

98
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There'll be no more peace,

99
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no escape...

100
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Alice, Zoe, come here.

101
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Hysteria. Hysteria.

102
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Monty and Peter.

103
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Monty's a German novelist;

104
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Peter, a former student of mine.

105
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And if the thermometer breaks,
there'll be Mercury.

106
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And sevy is
a painter from London.

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Memorize their names, please.

108
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What are they doing?

109
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Automatic writing,

110
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direct messages
from the subconscious.

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It's one of our
favorite experiments.

112
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We're not transcribing
that kind of stuff, are we?

113
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It's hard enough
when people are awake.

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I agree, exactly.

115
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So you are a professor.

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No escape. No solution.

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And that day
down by the riverbank,

118
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below the surface,

119
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there was
so many horses went by.

120
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What happened? Was I any good?

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Decadent.

122
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Let me guess. Alice.

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Zoe.

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She knows what she wants.

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And it isn't you.

126
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I'm not looking,
or I'd prove you wrong.

127
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A man is always looking.

128
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Careful.

129
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So, sevy, do you
paint that one upside down?

130
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My hand has wings.

131
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It works by itself.

132
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The muse of automatic writing.

133
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What's a muse?

134
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Very good question.

135
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I like her hair
and her little skirt.

136
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I'm glad you approve.

137
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Our investigation
will begin momentarily.

138
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What is this?

139
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Your uniform.

140
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I'm sorry.
We're wearing uniforms?

141
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The search for objective truth
requires certain sacrifices.

142
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But there was no mention
of a uniform.

143
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Feel free to leave.

144
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No, that's fine.

145
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I wonder if we get to keep them.

146
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What do you suppose he meant
by "certain sacrifices"?

147
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Don't worry.
I think you're right.

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They're doctors
or professors or something.

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He said "investigation."

150
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I hope they don't use
too many technical terms.

151
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Alice?

152
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:05,219
Can you really do 1307?

153
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Yes.

154
00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:10,106
I'm only able to do 64,
so mathematically,

155
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I think you should take
three of the men,

156
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and I'll take one,

157
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Peter.

158
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All right, that's fine.

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Take your seats.

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Alice.

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I want this
on the record, please.

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You're helping me write
a groundbreaking study.

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00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,060
This group project
marks the first time

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that our subject's
been researched

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by men other than
individual doctors

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or psychoanalysts.

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The university,
as well as society,

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would frown upon
these undertakings,

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so we should keep our sessions
secret until published.

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Would you switch seats, please?

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Sit here.

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I've chosen each of you
because we're closely acquainted

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and presumably can be open
with one another.

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But we'll need rules,

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guidelines, if you like.

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Peter,

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you're here to probe
your most intimate relations,

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discarding all romantic notions.

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Excuse me.

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No jokes or slang.

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00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,752
Take a clinical approach
and stick to the concrete.

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And never include
the stenographers

183
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,423
in our discussions.

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00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,201
They're here merely
to record our words

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00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,092
and stimulate
certain intangibles.

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Excuse me.

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For the record,
I'd like to thank

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our host
and loyal patron, faldo,

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who might join us later.

190
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,697
So shall we begin?

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00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:30,621
A man and a woman make love.

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To what extent is the man aware
of the woman's orgasm?

193
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Sevy.

194
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,629
Hardly at all.

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Any objective ways of telling?

196
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Mystery to me.

197
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,549
Why?

198
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:53,015
How can a man be objective
about a woman's climax?

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00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,314
You can't, Edgar.

200
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,230
No, not really.

201
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,046
I only have
subjective ways of telling.

202
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,559
Subjective ways?

203
00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:02,222
Which I trust to the extent
that I trust the woman involved.

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00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:05,565
And how much does
Edgar trust a woman?

205
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,325
To the extent
that I love her, monty.

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00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,079
That much?

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00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,380
Peter...

208
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:25,300
Peter? What?

209
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:28,838
How is a woman aware
of a man's orgasm?

210
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,179
I guess when she notices
a change in his posture.

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00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:37,017
A subjective and useless answer.

212
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,557
Right, so it's okay

213
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,051
for you to be subjective
but not me?

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00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,726
The woman can find out
for herself

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00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:46,273
by examining the man.

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00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,943
Okay, I've thought about it,

217
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,577
and now I have an answer.

218
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:54,205
And?

219
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:57,367
A man is the best judge
of a man's orgasm.

220
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And a woman?

221
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A woman is the best jury.

222
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,342
No jokes, I said.

223
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:11,176
Sevy, what do you
think of onanism?

224
00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:15,055
Is it something sad?

225
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,595
Does it imply the lack...

226
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,856
Zoe, what did he say?

227
00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,641
Exactly the opposite.

228
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,980
An abundance.

229
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And always accompanied
by images of women.

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00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:31,447
Or giraffes, possibly, sheep...

231
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:32,826
Puppies.

232
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,532
Animals?

233
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:35,832
I'm not discussing that.

234
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,157
Ditto. What?

235
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,791
Afraid of what you might find?

236
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:43,501
Onanism has to be accompanied
by images of women.

237
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,381
There's nothing sad about it.

238
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:49,669
It's a legitimate compensation
for some of life's sadnesses.

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00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,384
As legitimate

240
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,844
as homosexuality?

241
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,805
They've nothing in common,

242
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:58,845
and we're not discussing
homosexuality.

243
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,263
Why not?

244
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,057
If two guys love each other,
let them do it.

245
00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:04,361
No, no, no.

246
00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,569
I can accept it,

247
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,150
but I have no interest in it.

248
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:11,736
Although I can imagine
the idea of going to bed

249
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:15,119
with a young man I found
particularly attractive.

250
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,623
The heterosexual male point
of view means exactly that.

251
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,625
I insist that this remain
as consistent as possible.

252
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,957
Edgar,

253
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,374
do you often experience
nightly sexual episodes

254
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,838
caused by female fiends?

255
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,764
Fiends, Peter?

256
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,059
You mean the succubus...

257
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:42,431
The female creature that haunts
life's other side...

258
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,105
Excuse me, I...

259
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:48,485
The side that we experience

260
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,570
with our eyes shut.

261
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:57,574
She's generally described

262
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as physically repulsive
yet strangely beautiful.

263
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:20,222
No man can resist her advances.

264
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:23,103
This kind of sex

265
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,811
can't possibly be as good
as with a real woman.

266
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,395
Much better.

267
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:28,455
I was asking Edgar.

268
00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:29,696
Much better, sevy?

269
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:33,615
Lack of control, surrender...

270
00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,195
Very enticing.

271
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,908
Very, very enticing.

272
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,840
A monster of the mind
is better than a real woman?

273
00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,174
Only a pervert would think that.

274
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,588
Or a dreamer.

275
00:16:56,891 --> 00:16:57,891
Or a dreamer.

276
00:16:58,184 --> 00:16:59,264
This must be faldo.

277
00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,599
One moment, please.

278
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,521
Ladies.

279
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,273
Erotic art from Europe...
Sasha and I bought it.

280
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,684
Shipping it all here.

281
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,693
We can't have the servants
drooling over it

282
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,854
up at our estate
in Montreal, can we?

283
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:15,158
No, no, you can't.

284
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,361
No.

285
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,993
Dark rumors on wall street.

286
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:22,121
Got to leave
for Manhattan immediately.

287
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,826
Dire predictions, Edgar.

288
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,037
Plunging stocks,
falling brokers...

289
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:30,296
Dark rumblings.

290
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:34,254
It's thrilling times
for us speculators?

291
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:43,893
Christ, who redecorated,
hieronymus bosch?

292
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:46,356
Who?

293
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,480
Did you do this, zezzy?

294
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,141
Sevy, and no.

295
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,856
Edgar, you didn't tell me
you had company.

296
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,271
We've begun the investigation
for my manifesto,

297
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,860
thanks to your generosity.

298
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,200
My generosity?

299
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:03,704
Is that what you thinkiit is,
is generosity?

300
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,706
It's guilt, Edgar, guilt. Guilt.

301
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,002
Say, fellas,

302
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,084
would you remove
some of this junk

303
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,415
off the mantle

304
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,251
so we can get
this painting up there?

305
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:13,255
Thank you.

306
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,666
Yes, my family

307
00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,676
made its money in real estate,

308
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,712
made a killing.

309
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,428
And real estate
is a broad foundation

310
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,342
of most guilt.

311
00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:27,261
So that's why I make
my killing in the arts.

312
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,689
You kill artists?

313
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,652
No. No, no.

314
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,188
Not exactly.

315
00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:40,733
I just give them loaded weapons

316
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,777
to play with.

317
00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,446
Then if they happen
to expire in the process,

318
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,366
well, it just
raises their value.

319
00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:51,331
Artists are like...

320
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,962
Wanted criminals,

321
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:57,045
wild animals, trophies.

322
00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:00,883
They're worth more dead
than they are alive.

323
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:04,174
Sometimes I feel
like a criminal animal,

324
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,092
Billy the kid gloves.

325
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,976
Gentlemen, this is faldo,

326
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,728
a genuine patron of the arts.

327
00:19:10,024 --> 00:19:13,266
You know sevy. This is Peter.

328
00:19:15,196 --> 00:19:16,756
Sir, I think your
painting is marvelous.

329
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,062
I'm a novelist from Germany.

330
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:20,027
I work in sports.

331
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,362
I'm Zoe.

332
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,697
She's Alice.

333
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:28,288
Hello, ladies.

334
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,831
Hello, Zoe.

335
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,746
Hello, Alice.

336
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,050
So...

337
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:42,174
What subject you investing in?

338
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,054
Investigating, faldo. Sex.

339
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,510
Beg your pardon?

340
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,675
For my book, the one
I wrote you about,

341
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,718
researches into male sexuality.

342
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,559
What are the ladies doing here
if it's male sexuality?

343
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,439
They're missing
the vital organ, Edgar.

344
00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:57,860
We're muses.

345
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,146
Muses. Oh, muses.

346
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,110
You know, Edgar,
I always suspected

347
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:03,741
you got canned
from the university

348
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,072
for fooling around
with young coeds.

349
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,948
Now I'm sure of it.

350
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,117
I've never fooled around.

351
00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:15,753
Each time, I was quite serious.

352
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,648
You've always
been quite serious.

353
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:18,873
Nothing much has changed.

354
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:22,589
Well, please, please, please,

355
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,470
continue your inspection
or your interrogation

356
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,006
or whatever you're calling it.

357
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:30,051
I'm just gonna admire
my painting before I go.

358
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,015
It's just...
It's beautiful, isn't it?

359
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:33,850
She's beautiful. Yes.

360
00:20:34,142 --> 00:20:35,502
Can I give you my card?
No, no, no.

361
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:36,526
Thank you, sir.

362
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,062
Zezzx... sevy.

363
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,820
Are you still painting
these little wormlike figures?

364
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:44,903
Don't you think you ought
to change your style, grow?

365
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:50,120
Sevy! Gentlemen,
should we continue?

366
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:52,532
Monty, please be seated.
Monty, please.

367
00:20:53,836 --> 00:20:55,497
Edgar. What?

368
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:58,959
Is a woman's orgasm
more intense than a man's?

369
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:10,015
More evanescent.

370
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:11,767
Evanescent?

371
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,347
Jesus, Edgar,

372
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:15,478
you use words like that
in the book,

373
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,095
and nobody's gonna
understand you.

374
00:21:17,193 --> 00:21:18,603
How do you know
something like that?

375
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,743
I don't know that,
and I've got more experience

376
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:22,895
than all of you put together.

377
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:24,199
Join us, faldo.

378
00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:25,566
You might find it therapeutic.

379
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:26,900
Oh, no, no, no.

380
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,443
I get my kicks in the market

381
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,452
with the bulls and the bears.

382
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:34,115
Unfortunately, we've excluded
bestiality as a topic.

383
00:21:34,418 --> 00:21:36,909
Well, don't mind me.

384
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:40,000
A man is more violent...

385
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,335
Than a woman...

386
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,672
And so is his orgasm.

387
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:47,552
I've heard that a woman's

388
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:52,512
can be deeper and longer.

389
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,188
Sounds like you boys
really know your stufe

390
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,644
listen to this, Mr. faldo.

391
00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:01,980
Sevy, when you're with a woman,

392
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:05,021
what is your
favorite place to caress?

393
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,530
Well, I like to do

394
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,862
everything possible
with the anus.

395
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,651
Oh, Jesus!

396
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,334
What's wrong with you?

397
00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:20,786
Zezzx... sevy.

398
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:23,081
All right, sevy.

399
00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,170
You do love women, don't you?

400
00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:26,629
Yes, of course.

401
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:30,513
Well, how do you figure
your taste for buggery?

402
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,844
Taste for buggery?

403
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:37,060
Sodomy with a woman
is a delicacy...

404
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,941
So appealing.

405
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:47,740
Well, I...

406
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,782
Well, if you ask me,

407
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:53,865
you buy into buggery,
the bottom drops out.

408
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:02,961
Well, I'm sorry to leave

409
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:04,937
this naughty little
sewing circle, but I...

410
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:05,967
So you won't participate?

411
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,466
Mr. faldo?

412
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,752
Do you think you could
learn anything from this?

413
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,055
Oh, no, no, no.

414
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,181
I doubt it, no.

415
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:13,889
How can you be so sure?

416
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:17,517
Because my women
are satisfied already.

417
00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,065
Every one,

418
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,890
every time,

419
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:24,308
guaranteed.

420
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,939
How do you know that?

421
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,153
I know what females like.

422
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:33,818
What do females like?

423
00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:37,284
Well, they...

424
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,073
They like,

425
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:41,287
a man who knows what he's doing.

426
00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:42,747
And they like him

427
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:46,084
to go slow, not to rush things.

428
00:23:46,383 --> 00:23:49,250
But most important, gentlemen,

429
00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,089
they like him to know

430
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:55,427
about the little man
in the boat.

431
00:23:55,726 --> 00:23:58,559
You mean the c-c-c...

432
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:01,140
Clitoris?

433
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,772
You always know where it is?

434
00:24:05,448 --> 00:24:07,088
What are you really doing
in there, Edgar?

435
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,392
I explained it all in my letter.

436
00:24:08,489 --> 00:24:09,820
You sent word that you approved.

437
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,276
I never read mail
unless I can cash it.

438
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:13,656
We're doing research.

439
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,784
Research?
On who, those two dollies?

440
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:17,349
I don't want to leave
the subject of sex

441
00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:18,573
only to Freud and his cohorts.

442
00:24:18,598 --> 00:24:19,929
My goal is an absolute reality

443
00:24:20,209 --> 00:24:21,929
in the interpretation
of one's own thoughts.

444
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:23,041
You're right, Edgar, right.

445
00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:24,731
This penis envy
and wanting to have sex

446
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:26,120
with your mother,
it's ridiculous.

447
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,629
But the important thing is,

448
00:24:27,925 --> 00:24:29,335
who's your audience
for the book?

449
00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:30,635
Every intelligent man

450
00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,342
interested
in the mystery of sex.

451
00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,048
You think intelligence

452
00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:35,884
has something to do with sex?

453
00:24:36,183 --> 00:24:37,389
Well, pictures...

454
00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:39,085
Are you gonna
have pictures, photos?

455
00:24:39,109 --> 00:24:40,349
Well, maybe Oscar will do some.

456
00:24:40,527 --> 00:24:41,396
That's good.

457
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,478
That's good, because sex sells.

458
00:24:43,774 --> 00:24:46,231
And if it's any good,
we'll publish it at faldo press.

459
00:24:47,569 --> 00:24:49,651
And I'll give you 1/2 of 1%...

460
00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,437
Net.

461
00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:52,820
I'm overwhelmed.

462
00:24:53,069 --> 00:24:54,469
Keep an eye out
for those paintings.

463
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,824
They'll look good in the book.

464
00:24:56,120 --> 00:24:57,735
Let's go. Yes, sir.

465
00:24:58,038 --> 00:24:59,653
I will never subject myself

466
00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:01,822
to such perversion again.

467
00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:04,242
Who are you kidding?

468
00:25:04,545 --> 00:25:05,625
You liked it.

469
00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,832
No, they're lewd and disgusting.

470
00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:10,418
See, you were interested.

471
00:25:10,718 --> 00:25:12,049
No, I wasn't.

472
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,175
I'm a professional; I do my job.

473
00:25:14,471 --> 00:25:15,471
But not here.

474
00:25:15,723 --> 00:25:17,283
This whole place
makes me uncomfortable.

475
00:25:17,433 --> 00:25:19,549
And that man who owns the house,
faldo, he's a bully.

476
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,763
Very naughty.

477
00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,520
Chloe told me
what happened, Edgar,

478
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:31,230
that she's moved out.

479
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,738
Makes her available
to come back to me.

480
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:36,899
Wasn't she always?

481
00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:42,913
Did you tell him
you want Chloe back?

482
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,618
He knows.

483
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:48,581
He's worried, insanely jealous.

484
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,462
I wonder if our girls
undress for him

485
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:52,623
or give him kisses.

486
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:54,632
I'd hate that.

487
00:25:54,928 --> 00:25:56,793
Excellent.

488
00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:59,713
Very good material.

489
00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,678
Next session
is Thursday at 4:00.

490
00:26:01,977 --> 00:26:03,092
Yes.

491
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:06,387
I'll make sure
there are no interruptions.

492
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:10,729
Alice, you're blushing.

493
00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:16,273
No, I'm not.
It's just hot in here.

494
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:20,818
Why did we get into this
in the first place?

495
00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:22,486
Faldo. Exactly.

496
00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:24,576
Plus, look at the girls.

497
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:25,875
It's worth it.

498
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:27,749
They're so delicious.

499
00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:30,161
So Alice?

500
00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:34,377
I told you, I'm not interested
in anyone but Chloe, okay?

501
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:35,791
I'm meeting her right now.

502
00:26:36,095 --> 00:26:38,962
Fine, I'd take Zoe too.

503
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:43,473
Monty, do you know
where the clitoris is?

504
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:44,769
The clitoris?

505
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,477
Who cares?

506
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,810
Academics.

507
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,156
Like to have a cup
of tea with me, Zoe?

508
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,932
Can't. Roger gets angry
when I'm late.

509
00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,280
He'll never leave me, though,

510
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,116
no matter what
I put him through.

511
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:06,415
He's predictable, really.

512
00:27:06,708 --> 00:27:07,988
But like they were saying today,

513
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:10,038
you just have to keep
trying new ways, right?

514
00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:12,293
I suppose... yes, yes.

515
00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:13,589
If you can't do it,

516
00:27:13,841 --> 00:27:15,281
you might as well
hear about doing it

517
00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:17,340
until you can do it.
What do you mean?

518
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,093
I'm just glad
you're coming back.

519
00:27:20,389 --> 00:27:24,098
Yes, well, e-each young man
appears to be very frank

520
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:25,599
and... and, well...

521
00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:27,304
Sexy?

522
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:30,721
No, desperate, actually.

523
00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:34,061
I'll see you next week.
It's been swell.

524
00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:37,986
Obsession about sex,

525
00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:39,922
because you don't
know anything about sex.

526
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:43,405
I know just as much as
Edgar about sex, don't 1?

527
00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:44,864
No, you know,

528
00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:46,279
but it's fine.

529
00:27:46,582 --> 00:27:48,368
You know, it's just that...

530
00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,248
It's a misunderstanding.

531
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:51,909
You think he's better than me?

532
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:53,577
Aren't I as good as him?

533
00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,281
Do you prefer being
in bed with him?

534
00:27:55,549 --> 00:27:57,710
It was your first time,
and I was barely conscious.

535
00:27:58,010 --> 00:27:59,010
What do you expect?

536
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:00,293
You weren't that drunk.

537
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:05,673
So you like peeping
as much as transcribing.

538
00:28:05,976 --> 00:28:08,558
You are a strange bird.

539
00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:10,685
What are you doing?

540
00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:14,223
Your lips, they really quiver.

541
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:17,438
Maybe your lips
need to be kissed.

542
00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,569
Yours ought to be sealed.

543
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:21,947
I won't tell anyone
you were watching.

544
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,322
What?

545
00:28:23,619 --> 00:28:24,825
I'm not a virgin!

546
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,610
Shut up! You're mad!

547
00:28:26,914 --> 00:28:28,620
I'm not a virgin!
You're embarrassing me.

548
00:28:28,916 --> 00:28:30,622
I'm not a virgin!

549
00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:38,542
You're not going there.

550
00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:39,957
No, no, no, please.

551
00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:41,420
Please, please, I'm so sorry.

552
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:42,800
Kiss me, kiss me.

553
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:58,813
Why not come out
of your cage, little bird?

554
00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:07,782
Just promise me you won't...

555
00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:08,840
Marry me; Marry me.

556
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:10,081
Are you crazy?

557
00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:12,197
Okay, we're
going to get arrested.

558
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:13,911
Okay, now...

559
00:29:34,564 --> 00:29:36,764
This session will take
place in this room today.

560
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:39,354
Gentlemen, lend a hand, please.

561
00:29:39,653 --> 00:29:43,271
I hope the rain doesn't cause
too much of a distraction.

562
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:46,280
Pity that Oscar and I
missed the first session.

563
00:29:46,576 --> 00:29:49,067
The subject is far from
exhausted, lorenz.

564
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,871
What?

565
00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:59,752
There you go.

566
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,751
"A man and a woman make love.

567
00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:07,169
"How often can they arrive

568
00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:10,760
at orgasm simultaneously?"

569
00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:14,643
Your shorthand
is quite lovely, Alice.

570
00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,724
"And is such
simultaneity desirable?"

571
00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:18,605
Or even necessary, I could add.

572
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,356
What do you think, Oscar?

573
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:24,486
Desirable, indispensable,
commendable, if not necessary.

574
00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,864
Well, how frequently for you?

575
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,160
75%.

576
00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:36,748
You and a woman climax in unison

577
00:30:37,044 --> 00:30:38,705
75% of the time?

578
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:40,619
Couldn't be.

579
00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:43,789
It'd have to be 80%.

580
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,549
Well, I have neither the mental
nor the physical capacity

581
00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,335
to delay my own orgasm,

582
00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:51,345
which makes it impossible
to discuss percentages.

583
00:30:51,641 --> 00:30:53,472
Perhaps 1%.

584
00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:56,511
Making love with a woman:
Is a game whose object

585
00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:59,225
is to arrive at orgasm together.

586
00:31:07,491 --> 00:31:09,322
Gentlemen. Yeah, we're
finished in that room.

587
00:31:09,618 --> 00:31:10,818
We're gonna patch in here now.

588
00:31:10,994 --> 00:31:12,109
We're conducting

589
00:31:12,412 --> 00:31:13,993
a very serious discussion
in this room.

590
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:15,729
We don't patch that ceiling,

591
00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,242
y'all going to be swimming.

592
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:18,822
We ain't going to bother nobody.

593
00:31:18,919 --> 00:31:20,705
Nobody.

594
00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:25,122
Well, if you insist.

595
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,924
To what extent is the man's
erection necessary

596
00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:38,435
in the accomplishment
of the sexual act?

597
00:31:41,191 --> 00:31:43,933
Thank you. Lorenz?

598
00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:47,353
I've never experienced anything

599
00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:50,443
but a semi-erection.

600
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:53,901
Do you regret that?

601
00:31:54,204 --> 00:31:55,564
I don't regret it any more

602
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:58,531
than being unable to lift pianos

603
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:01,075
or walk on water.

604
00:32:02,838 --> 00:32:07,423
When making love,
a third person,

605
00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:09,548
is this a hindrance?

606
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:11,836
I think another woman
might be welcome.

607
00:32:14,141 --> 00:32:18,225
A voyeur might be nice.

608
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:19,805
I'd even like to be one myself.

609
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,470
You'd like to watch, sevy?

610
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,936
Yes. If they were both
very beautiful, yes.

611
00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:27,692
What if it was your wife
you were watching?

612
00:32:27,988 --> 00:32:30,900
I only find her
beautiful in the dark.

613
00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:33,360
Is she that ugly?

614
00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:35,196
No.

615
00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:39,079
Edgar, what's your position
on themenage a trois?

616
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,365
I do not like the presence
of a third person.

617
00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:46,078
I believe that love

618
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:48,622
is made by two people

619
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:51,041
in different kinds of solitude.

620
00:32:51,344 --> 00:32:54,006
Zombies.

621
00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:56,513
Can't you people
go to another room?

622
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,424
We got some work to do.
Yeah, we got work to do.

623
00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:02,208
Edgar, what do you think
about having sex with one woman

624
00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:04,771
whilst you're
in love with another?

625
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:07,057
When I love a woman,
I don't look at others.

626
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:08,691
Bollocks.

627
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,107
Do you even know what it means
to love a woman, Peter?

628
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,942
You can't define
a mystery like that

629
00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:15,027
at the drop of a hat.

630
00:33:15,327 --> 00:33:17,693
Monty?
I've never fallen in love.

631
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,361
I've had to settle
for making it.

632
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,120
I know when I'm in love,

633
00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:24,249
when my hand would rather
caress crevices

634
00:33:24,544 --> 00:33:26,500
than canvases.

635
00:33:26,796 --> 00:33:30,664
Curious. No one here can say
what it means to love a woman.

636
00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:33,049
It's to see her
as the unique preoccupation

637
00:33:33,345 --> 00:33:36,587
of one's life...

638
00:33:36,890 --> 00:33:38,346
I'm sorry.

639
00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:41,679
A preoccupation
above all others.

640
00:33:41,978 --> 00:33:46,142
Or an invitation
to mutual exploration

641
00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:48,361
seized during moments
of visual emotional contact

642
00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:51,985
accompanied by the removal of any
artificiality...

643
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:56,068
That sounds to me like
you're describing photography.

644
00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,780
And sometimes accompanied
by a flash of light.

645
00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:00,285
What if she's faking?

646
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:01,990
Who's faking?
The woman you're with.

647
00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:05,908
I don't trust women,
but it's like poker.

648
00:34:06,211 --> 00:34:07,931
I don't care if they cheat
as long as I win.

649
00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:09,451
If a woman is pretending

650
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:10,989
in order to give
a man satisfaction,

651
00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:12,880
well, that's not
cheating in my book.

652
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:14,336
And you, Edgar?

653
00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:18,128
The day I stop trusting a woman,
I stop loving her.

654
00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:20,092
There's nothing that can be said

655
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:21,472
about physical love

656
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:23,258
until we can start from the fact

657
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:26,019
that men and women
have equal rights in it.

658
00:34:26,314 --> 00:34:27,954
Has anyone here
claimed otherwise, lorenz?

659
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,519
Everything I've heard so far
seems to be dominated

660
00:34:30,819 --> 00:34:32,901
by this male point of view.

661
00:34:33,196 --> 00:34:37,064
Left to themselves, men tend
to suffer from gross myopia.

662
00:34:37,367 --> 00:34:41,656
Bollocks. You must continue
to grace these sessions.

663
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,331
Oscar's the one.

664
00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:53,872
When he looks at me,
I get so nervous.

665
00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:55,790
I can't even flirt properly.

666
00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:00,546
Have you noticed monty's legs?

667
00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:02,885
He'd be the bee's knees
standing up.

668
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:04,799
Don't be vulgar, Zoe.

669
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:06,423
I've seen the way
he looks at you.

670
00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:07,977
Tell me you haven't
thought about

671
00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:09,683
his legs wrapped
around you like...

672
00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:11,063
If I think of monty at all,

673
00:35:11,234 --> 00:35:12,724
it's only
in a professional manner.

674
00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:15,110
Oh, come here, my littlefraulein.
Zoe.

675
00:35:15,405 --> 00:35:17,270
Monty, monty! Zoe, please.

676
00:35:21,494 --> 00:35:23,610
I like the way Edgar
fights off his challengers.

677
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:26,029
His dedication is heroic.

678
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:27,869
He's just freeloading off faldo.

679
00:35:28,168 --> 00:35:29,829
He hasn't even got a job.

680
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,334
I heard it's true, you know.

681
00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:33,211
He was kicked out
of the university

682
00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:36,213
for having several affairs.

683
00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:40,923
Apparently, he brought up sex
right there in literature class.

684
00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:42,962
Well, he's an idealist.

685
00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,928
I'm sure he's not completely
comfortable with people.

686
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:47,387
He's got secrets

687
00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,723
he'd never share with any woman.

688
00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:51,023
Excuse me.

689
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,659
There's a small bonus
for the added participants.

690
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,949
Hope it wasn't too painful
on your fingers.

691
00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:13,208
Her fingers can take
a lot more than that.

692
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,666
Until tomorrow at noon.

693
00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:16,965
Thank you.

694
00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:27,633
By the way, you two are invited

695
00:36:27,727 --> 00:36:29,087
to a screening
of Oscar's new films

696
00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:30,514
at the library tonight

697
00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:32,896
on the back stairway.

698
00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:04,923
I'll just make a note.

699
00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:12,203
You're beautiful.

700
00:38:15,043 --> 00:38:17,705
That was better than sex.

701
00:38:20,215 --> 00:38:24,174
The fantastic in reality
is the whole reality.

702
00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:28,302
Oh, yes, it is.

703
00:39:28,575 --> 00:39:31,191
What is it?

704
00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:03,973
Play it again.

705
00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:04,982
Play it again.

706
00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:07,064
Show it again! Show it again!

707
00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:10,025
I will not play it again.

708
00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:12,065
Boo. Why not?

709
00:40:12,368 --> 00:40:14,199
Because I have another one
to show you first.

710
00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:16,076
Hooray!

711
00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:19,489
Oscar, my wife thought your film
better than fudge sundae,

712
00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:20,792
didn't you, Janet?

713
00:40:21,002 --> 00:40:22,913
Yes, it was like Chestnut cream.

714
00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:24,497
Chestnut cream?

715
00:40:24,797 --> 00:40:26,037
Yes, images like this

716
00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:28,627
you have to force people
to swallow.

717
00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:30,838
Yes, she really got it,
didn't she?

718
00:40:31,137 --> 00:40:35,005
My dear, you've gotten more
than I could've ever hoped.

719
00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:38,050
Excuse me.

720
00:40:38,353 --> 00:40:40,218
Oscar, another triumph.

721
00:40:40,521 --> 00:40:41,806
And where is faldo?

722
00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:43,266
I need him to like it, Edgar,

723
00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,556
especially the next one

724
00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:46,099
and the one I haven't made yet.

725
00:40:46,277 --> 00:40:48,063
They'll be here soon.
And don't worry.

726
00:40:48,363 --> 00:40:49,803
I'll tell him
how much he enjoyed it.

727
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,708
Yes, how much he enjoyed it
and how little...

728
00:40:51,733 --> 00:40:53,064
How little he spent on it.

729
00:40:53,284 --> 00:40:55,024
It cost him. Smashing, Edgar.

730
00:40:55,328 --> 00:40:56,328
Very, very good.

731
00:40:56,537 --> 00:40:57,652
This is Janet.

732
00:40:57,956 --> 00:40:58,661
Yes, hello.

733
00:40:58,957 --> 00:40:59,957
You were exquisite.

734
00:41:00,124 --> 00:41:01,124
How about me?

735
00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,494
Who are you?

736
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:03,499
Oh, butcher.

737
00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,376
Funny. Very funny.

738
00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:06,912
Oh, sevy.

739
00:41:07,215 --> 00:41:08,815
You can't face
your true feelings, Chloe.

740
00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:09,841
Edgar... what?

741
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,009
I mean, Peter...

742
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:13,042
You see, you're
confusing me again.

743
00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:15,026
I face my feelings
all the time, all right?

744
00:41:15,264 --> 00:41:16,344
I just...

745
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:17,881
Can we just forget about this

746
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:21,347
and remember when
things were good?

747
00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,206
I don't know how
you can be so nostalgic

748
00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,768
when you're so willing
to forget everything.

749
00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:27,067
Did you call me Edgar?

750
00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:29,392
No.

751
00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:31,903
Edgar, I wanted to ask
about your stenographers,

752
00:41:32,198 --> 00:41:33,198
Alice in particular.

753
00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:35,444
No, they're not our subjects.

754
00:41:35,743 --> 00:41:38,405
No, not directly, but...

755
00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:39,740
Come.

756
00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:44,825
I'll have you know that
I spent the rest of my day

757
00:41:45,128 --> 00:41:47,084
with the lovely scent
of Alice upon my hand.

758
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:49,211
And I tell you,
it allowed me to masturbate

759
00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,107
in a way I haven't
masturbated for years.

760
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,754
I mean, I should've been
arrested for how I abused myself

761
00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:58,171
then you're disqualified from any
further participation. Oh, nonsense.

762
00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:02,968
You tell me you haven't had similar
thoughts concerning this girl.

763
00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:04,631
You can't distort this work

764
00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,387
with your personal
obsessions, lorenz.

765
00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,807
Isn't that exactly
what you're doing?

766
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:13,149
And besides, I tend
to see sexuality as personal.

767
00:42:13,448 --> 00:42:15,985
It's what part of love
belongs to sexuality.

768
00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:17,524
I see.

769
00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,488
So you're saying
you won't venture

770
00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:21,994
into Alice's little wonderland

771
00:42:22,290 --> 00:42:25,657
until you're madly
in love with her?

772
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:33,331
Excellent, Oscar.

773
00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:34,840
Thank you, my friend.

774
00:42:35,136 --> 00:42:39,129
My dear,
are you attracted to negros”?

775
00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:41,923
Thank you.

776
00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:45,764
She's delightful.

777
00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:47,349
Enjoying yourselves?

778
00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,809
Yes, thank you.

779
00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:58,364
I find modesty in a woman
to be very attractive.

780
00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:07,164
Was that a compliment?

781
00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:09,701
You two, you have all the drama
of a coitus interruptus.

782
00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:11,004
Go away, monty.

783
00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:12,494
Look, if you're having troubles,

784
00:43:12,590 --> 00:43:13,750
just blame it all on Edgar.

785
00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:15,210
I'll even do it for you.

786
00:43:15,510 --> 00:43:16,795
Edgar, come here for a second.

787
00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:18,095
I've got to talk to you.

788
00:43:18,346 --> 00:43:19,346
Monty. Monty.

789
00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:20,962
Edgar!

790
00:43:21,265 --> 00:43:22,926
It's going to be fun, I promise.

791
00:43:23,226 --> 00:43:25,057
Hello, monty.
This is Janet.

792
00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:27,059
We're married.

793
00:43:27,355 --> 00:43:28,891
Nice to meet you, Janet.

794
00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:30,190
Hello.

795
00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:32,105
Oh, no.

796
00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:36,777
Did you enjoy the film?

797
00:43:37,073 --> 00:43:38,073
I haven't seen it.

798
00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:39,689
I was on the loo..

799
00:43:39,992 --> 00:43:41,232
Listen, Edgar,

800
00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:43,743
we've been talking
about what lorenz said today,

801
00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:46,199
that we need a female
perspective in our discussions.

802
00:43:46,499 --> 00:43:48,285
No, bad idea. It's a good idea.

803
00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,664
I volunteer Janet.

804
00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,121
She said she'd like to join.

805
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:52,540
No, I never said that, sevy.

806
00:43:52,797 --> 00:43:54,503
Didn't you?
I'd be too intimidated.

807
00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:57,381
Don't be shy. We keep
it small, no strangers.

808
00:43:57,677 --> 00:43:59,542
No, I'm not shy.
No, she's not shy.

809
00:43:59,846 --> 00:44:02,462
Timid, perhaps,
but definitely not shy.

810
00:44:02,765 --> 00:44:04,596
I'm not timid either.

811
00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:06,692
But as a woman, I might
confuse sex with love.

812
00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:08,263
Edgar's doing that already.

813
00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:09,769
So what do you think, Edgar?

814
00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:12,476
Should we invite this
lovely creature to join us?

815
00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:14,265
I think you should
drop the matter.

816
00:44:14,569 --> 00:44:17,777
He's right.
I'd feel so inferior.

817
00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:19,278
Janet?

818
00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:23,533
Intellectually speaking.

819
00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:26,570
Don't worry about that.

820
00:44:28,749 --> 00:44:30,789
Some people may have
better sex than others,

821
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,325
but they aren't any experts.

822
00:44:32,628 --> 00:44:34,084
Right, Edgar?

823
00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:35,665
I think anyone
could be an expert

824
00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:37,876
on the subject of sex,

825
00:44:38,176 --> 00:44:39,882
sharp as a diamond.

826
00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,634
Yet is a single flaw enough

827
00:44:41,929 --> 00:44:46,013
to discount the value
completely?

828
00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:50,476
That make you feel
like a big man?

829
00:44:50,771 --> 00:44:52,261
I'm not good with people, Peter.

830
00:44:52,534 --> 00:44:54,334
That was a totally
inappropriate thing to say.

831
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:55,518
Then he shouldn't have asked.

832
00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:57,232
Maybe I should ask you
to step outside.

833
00:44:57,528 --> 00:44:59,109
You want to go
look at the stars?

834
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:04,691
You have the most
beautiful eyes in the world.

835
00:45:23,346 --> 00:45:26,053
It was stupid.

836
00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:30,428
Good evening, faldo.

837
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:31,728
Sasha, how are you?

838
00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:33,011
Edgar.

839
00:45:33,314 --> 00:45:35,680
Oh, yeah,
it was tedious, darling.

840
00:45:35,983 --> 00:45:37,063
You should have been there.

841
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,316
Blood in the gutters
out there, Edgar.

842
00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:40,772
Blood in the gutters.

843
00:45:41,030 --> 00:45:42,145
Dark rumblings.

844
00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:44,234
May I take that for you?
There we go.

845
00:45:46,911 --> 00:45:48,902
There's just been
a slight delay on those...

846
00:45:49,205 --> 00:45:51,116
These boys...

847
00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:54,623
Are investigating
the dark continent of sex.

848
00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:56,159
That's my favorite subject.

849
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,251
The heterosexual male
point of view.

850
00:45:58,547 --> 00:46:01,254
It was my
first lesson in school.

851
00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:03,461
But we're conducting
the investigation,

852
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:05,592
bit of a clinical setting.

853
00:46:05,888 --> 00:46:06,888
Clinical?

854
00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:09,843
Edgar, you taken up gynecology?

855
00:46:10,142 --> 00:46:13,179
I'm going to go see
about Oscar's sprockets.

856
00:46:13,479 --> 00:46:14,889
I'll be...

857
00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:16,804
Take your coat off.

858
00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:18,428
Everybody be quiet, please.

859
00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:19,727
I think the maestro

860
00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:22,939
wants to say a couple of words.

861
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:24,695
Oh, Joey.

862
00:46:24,991 --> 00:46:27,073
Yes...

863
00:46:27,368 --> 00:46:29,074
Give me your hand.

864
00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:31,986
My next film... Oscar.

865
00:46:32,290 --> 00:46:34,827
Lights.

866
00:48:14,934 --> 00:48:15,969
Zoe?

867
00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:19,559
How many men
have you known all together?

868
00:48:19,855 --> 00:48:20,855
I've lost count.

869
00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:22,065
Really?

870
00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:23,605
Excuse us.

871
00:48:26,487 --> 00:48:27,977
I wonder if that's
the speakeasy.

872
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,280
The laundry?

873
00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:30,365
Would you like to go in?

874
00:48:30,449 --> 00:48:31,484
They know me.

875
00:48:31,784 --> 00:48:33,740
No! I mean, I don't even drink.

876
00:48:34,036 --> 00:48:35,116
Of course not, silly.

877
00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:36,413
It's illegal.

878
00:48:47,508 --> 00:48:49,669
Alice?

879
00:48:49,969 --> 00:48:51,175
I'm sorry?

880
00:48:51,470 --> 00:48:53,085
What's the first thing
you look at

881
00:48:53,389 --> 00:48:56,847
when you look at a man?
The eyes?

882
00:48:57,143 --> 00:48:59,600
Oh, yes, his eyes, yes.

883
00:48:59,895 --> 00:49:01,260
Their eyes.

884
00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:02,929
Do you ever look
at their behind,

885
00:49:03,232 --> 00:49:04,272
just when they're walking?

886
00:49:04,525 --> 00:49:06,140
Why did you become
a stenographer?

887
00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:07,604
Why do you think?

888
00:49:07,903 --> 00:49:09,734
To be a writer?

889
00:49:10,030 --> 00:49:11,691
Not exactly.

890
00:49:11,991 --> 00:49:14,403
Well, that's
what happened to me.

891
00:49:14,702 --> 00:49:16,062
But the more
I started transcribing

892
00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:17,883
other people's stories,
the more I realized

893
00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:20,655
I didn't have any
of my own, so...

894
00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,073
I did it to meet boys.

895
00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:27,420
Boys are the reason
why I've done most things.

896
00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:29,455
I haven't lost count.

897
00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:31,840
I'm sorry?

898
00:49:32,136 --> 00:49:32,841
Of men.

899
00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,594
There's only been three.

900
00:49:35,890 --> 00:49:38,131
And enough sex for 33.

901
00:49:40,102 --> 00:49:43,594
Really?

902
00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:45,809
I love it,
and I'm not embarrassed

903
00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:48,850
just because I'm a girl.

904
00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:52,649
Zoe?

905
00:49:57,244 --> 00:50:01,783
You've had three more men
than I've had.

906
00:50:02,082 --> 00:50:04,698
I thought so.

907
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,208
You're very lucky.

908
00:50:06,504 --> 00:50:07,539
Lucky?

909
00:50:07,838 --> 00:50:09,374
I feel like a fool
most of the time.

910
00:50:09,673 --> 00:50:11,004
I'm a freak, an outcast.

911
00:50:11,300 --> 00:50:13,211
I'm a virgin, Zoe.

912
00:50:15,638 --> 00:50:16,918
They're giving you an education,

913
00:50:17,139 --> 00:50:18,549
and they're paying you for it.

914
00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:19,849
Yes, well,

915
00:50:20,142 --> 00:50:22,428
I certainly hope
I graduate one day.

916
00:50:22,728 --> 00:50:25,686
Where you been?

917
00:50:25,981 --> 00:50:27,642
Where have you been?

918
00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:40,870
Roger.

919
00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,157
Where you been?

920
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:46,369
Contemplating
the mysteries of raw meat.

921
00:50:46,669 --> 00:50:47,909
I knew it. What?

922
00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:49,827
You're picturing someone else.

923
00:50:50,130 --> 00:50:52,587
Commendable, recommendable,

924
00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:55,795
if not necessary.

925
00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:57,881
Making love to you
is just a game.

926
00:50:58,180 --> 00:51:02,844
A game whose object it is
to reach orgasm together.

927
00:51:03,143 --> 00:51:05,555
Love means a man and woman
wanting to settle down,

928
00:51:05,854 --> 00:51:09,392
have children,
and grow old together.

929
00:51:09,692 --> 00:51:11,808
When they do sex, they do it
as Adam and Eve did it,

930
00:51:12,111 --> 00:51:15,854
straight, simple, safe.

931
00:51:16,156 --> 00:51:17,362
Someone made you sick, Zoe,

932
00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:19,398
filled your head
with twisted ideas.

933
00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:21,818
You had a good thing,
and you lost it.

934
00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:51,893
Peter.

935
00:52:05,414 --> 00:52:07,951
Thank you. We're ready to begin.

936
00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:09,250
Peter.

937
00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:11,534
Zoe, I like your hair
and your blouse.

938
00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:13,498
Thank you. Sevy.

939
00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:15,503
Pants.

940
00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:16,799
Sevy, be seated.

941
00:52:17,051 --> 00:52:18,257
Who said you could wear pants?

942
00:52:18,552 --> 00:52:20,008
You look so lovely. Danke.

943
00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:21,304
Bitte.

944
00:52:21,513 --> 00:52:22,844
You look lovely too.

945
00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:24,300
But, then, you always do.

946
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:26,215
You're wearing lipstick.
It's nice.

947
00:52:26,518 --> 00:52:28,509
Thank you.
Ready to begin.

948
00:52:28,812 --> 00:52:30,018
First question:

949
00:52:30,314 --> 00:52:32,145
Gentlemen, describe
your first time.

950
00:52:32,441 --> 00:52:35,183
How old were you, and where
was your mother at the time?

951
00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:37,772
Oh, shit.

952
00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:39,858
Sasha, good afternoon.

953
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:41,818
Good? What's good about it?

954
00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:43,277
Edgar, sit down.

955
00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:45,989
Gossip or whateveriit is
you're doing.

956
00:52:46,288 --> 00:52:47,744
I need my medicine.

957
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,952
Bad news makes me sick.

958
00:52:51,251 --> 00:52:52,832
Bad news, Sasha? What happened?

959
00:52:53,128 --> 00:52:57,542
Have to ask faldo, if he hasn't
already jumped out a window.

960
00:52:57,841 --> 00:53:01,379
Sasha, it's me.

961
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:02,919
Edgar, it's me, Sasha.

962
00:53:03,222 --> 00:53:04,257
Are we in the dark here?

963
00:53:07,142 --> 00:53:09,508
I mean, really bad new...

964
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,195
What the hell
are you looking at?

965
00:53:22,491 --> 00:53:26,484
Never seen
a thirsty woman before?

966
00:53:32,459 --> 00:53:34,871
Boo!

967
00:53:39,883 --> 00:53:41,248
Do you think she's drunk?

968
00:53:41,552 --> 00:53:44,043
I think that's the least
of her problems.

969
00:53:44,346 --> 00:53:46,553
Zoe, I really like what you
did with your blouse today.

970
00:53:46,849 --> 00:53:48,805
It's just the three buttons.
You could do it.

971
00:53:49,101 --> 00:53:51,061
Oh, no, I couldn't possibly.
Do you think I could?

972
00:53:51,085 --> 00:53:52,291
I think Edgar would like it.

973
00:53:52,586 --> 00:53:53,312
Would he?

974
00:53:53,522 --> 00:53:56,685
Men are simple, Alice.

975
00:53:56,984 --> 00:53:58,064
Now, come on.

976
00:53:58,360 --> 00:53:59,475
All right.

977
00:53:59,778 --> 00:54:03,396
Sasha, we're going
right back in there.

978
00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:05,360
Well, come on.

979
00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:11,783
Now, tell them.

980
00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:16,951
My confusion is exceeded
only by my hangover.

981
00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,370
Sasha. Babe, what?

982
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:22,039
Sweetheart,
you know what to say.

983
00:54:22,342 --> 00:54:23,832
I apologize.

984
00:54:24,136 --> 00:54:25,136
Cheer up, girls.

985
00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:27,002
Steg saas sae =a Zoe
= =f eae a = se =

986
00:54:27,306 --> 00:54:29,513
fellas, help me
with this, will you?

987
00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:31,514
Let's take it in this room.

988
00:54:31,810 --> 00:54:35,177
Sir.

989
00:54:35,481 --> 00:54:36,761
It'll look best in here.

990
00:54:36,815 --> 00:54:38,646
Our session's taking...

991
00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:41,524
Let's find a place
where we can hang it.

992
00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:43,230
Yeah, right there on the mantle.

993
00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:44,770
Get zezzy off of there.

994
00:54:45,073 --> 00:54:46,734
Sevy, and no,
I'm not coming down.

995
00:54:47,034 --> 00:54:48,034
Zezzy, get down.

996
00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,946
No, I won't. Come down.

997
00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:52,156
Grab your equipment.

998
00:54:56,210 --> 00:54:57,541
Is she from Brooklyn?

999
00:54:57,836 --> 00:54:59,372
I thought she was Russian.

1000
00:54:59,671 --> 00:55:01,707
Get off me! Get off! Get off!

1001
00:55:02,007 --> 00:55:04,373
Stop it! Get off! Fine.

1002
00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:07,213
All right, let's
get these paintings down.

1003
00:55:07,513 --> 00:55:09,970
Philistine!

1004
00:55:10,265 --> 00:55:12,722
Bourgeois!

1005
00:55:13,018 --> 00:55:14,018
It doesn't matter,

1006
00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:15,513
because my art will live on,

1007
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:17,813
and you're just a bunch
of imperialist, philistine,

1008
00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:19,065
bourgeois shits.

1009
00:55:19,358 --> 00:55:20,358
Excuse me.

1010
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:21,731
Sorry.

1011
00:55:29,076 --> 00:55:31,192
Gentlemen.

1012
00:55:31,495 --> 00:55:33,281
Gentlemen,

1013
00:55:33,580 --> 00:55:37,949
if those boys on wall street
are telling me the truth,

1014
00:55:38,252 --> 00:55:41,961
the only thing I haven't
lost is my manhood.

1015
00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:43,621
Serves you right.

1016
00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:59,561
So whose deal?

1017
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,813
Does this mean
you've finally decided

1018
00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:03,770
to join our discussion, faldo?

1019
00:56:04,069 --> 00:56:05,400
Sure. Why not?

1020
00:56:05,696 --> 00:56:07,527
I might learn something.

1021
00:56:07,823 --> 00:56:09,233
So how you play this game?

1022
00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:11,273
Just tell secrets?

1023
00:56:11,577 --> 00:56:15,035
All right, fine.

1024
00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:19,994
My introduction to sex
came about through a relation,

1025
00:56:20,294 --> 00:56:25,038
a very close relation,
when I was 14.

1026
00:56:25,340 --> 00:56:27,001
It lasted almost a year.

1027
00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:34,221
She was young, very young.

1028
00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:37,508
I watched her
since the day she was born.

1029
00:56:37,811 --> 00:56:39,176
How young was she?

1030
00:56:39,479 --> 00:56:41,765
Mere child.

1031
00:56:42,065 --> 00:56:48,777
She had brown hair,
sturdy legs for her age,

1032
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,687
all four of them.

1033
00:56:57,706 --> 00:56:59,412
An animal?

1034
00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:04,409
Faldo, we discussed
bestiality briefly

1035
00:57:04,713 --> 00:57:07,250
in an earlier session,
and since everyone said

1036
00:57:07,549 --> 00:57:08,959
they had no tendency toward it...

1037
00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,545
I made no such declaration.

1038
00:57:11,845 --> 00:57:13,381
Most everyone.

1039
00:57:13,680 --> 00:57:15,320
We decided there
was no point pursuing it.

1040
00:57:15,599 --> 00:57:18,511
Well, there is now.

1041
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:21,426
Let me tell
you fellows something.

1042
00:57:21,730 --> 00:57:23,812
I have a vast collection of art

1043
00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:26,393
which is dismissed
as pornographic.

1044
00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:29,184
But all through history,

1045
00:57:29,488 --> 00:57:32,230
there are images of human beings

1046
00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:35,899
copulating
with every known species.

1047
00:57:36,203 --> 00:57:38,694
Books had illustrations in them,

1048
00:57:38,997 --> 00:57:40,828
hand-drawn illustrations,

1049
00:57:41,124 --> 00:57:44,662
of people having sex,
masturbation,

1050
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:48,875
and everything else.

1051
00:57:49,174 --> 00:57:50,835
So don't forget, gentlemen...

1052
00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:52,715
Yes?

1053
00:57:53,011 --> 00:57:55,343
First and foremost,

1054
00:57:55,639 --> 00:57:59,632
the human being is an animal.

1055
00:57:59,935 --> 00:58:01,471
Mr. faldo, sir,

1056
00:58:01,770 --> 00:58:04,307
what kind of species
was this one,

1057
00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:07,143
your partner?

1058
00:58:07,442 --> 00:58:10,434
A female donkey.

1059
00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:20,953
Faldo, describe the situation
as precisely as possible.

1060
00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:28,627
Well, I would put
a harness on her

1061
00:58:28,922 --> 00:58:30,833
and lead her into the woods.

1062
00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:34,500
And when I would
take off her harness,

1063
00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:39,968
it was like stripping
the clothes off of someone.

1064
00:58:40,267 --> 00:58:45,637
And then I'd indulge my passion
through a handkerchief.

1065
00:58:49,735 --> 00:58:51,316
What was the donkey's attitude?

1066
00:58:51,611 --> 00:58:54,819
Well, she liked it,

1067
00:58:55,115 --> 00:58:57,572
I mean, the first few times,

1068
00:58:57,868 --> 00:58:59,904
and then she wouldn't...

1069
00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:01,363
She wouldn't allow it.

1070
00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:06,494
I guess I wasn't her type.

1071
00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:09,455
Excuse me.

1072
00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:13,125
What position did you use?

1073
00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:15,416
You stood on top
of something, I expect.

1074
00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:16,959
No, no, no.

1075
00:59:17,262 --> 00:59:18,593
I was tall for my age,

1076
00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:21,005
so we were a perfect match,
height-wise.

1077
00:59:21,308 --> 00:59:22,468
That's good. Yeah.

1078
00:59:26,313 --> 00:59:29,805
What emotions
did you feel after the act?

1079
00:59:30,108 --> 00:59:34,192
What did I feel afterward?

1080
00:59:34,488 --> 00:59:38,731
I was perplexed,
at first, anyway.

1081
00:59:39,034 --> 00:59:40,695
And then I was
frightened to death

1082
00:59:40,994 --> 00:59:43,781
that my old man would find out.

1083
00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:46,322
But I just couldn't stop.

1084
00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:48,411
I mean, I couldn't stop.

1085
00:59:48,710 --> 00:59:53,955
Can anyone stop when it comes
to sexual gratification?

1086
00:59:54,257 --> 00:59:56,669
And why this particular animal?

1087
00:59:56,968 --> 00:59:59,710
Well, because she was
the one I saw most often,

1088
01:00:00,013 --> 01:00:04,632
Tuesdays and Thursdays
on my way home from school.

1089
01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:07,017
Though there was
a goat on Wednesday,

1090
01:00:07,312 --> 01:00:10,224
and I climbed the fence,
and I ran after him,

1091
01:00:10,524 --> 01:00:12,480
but he was too fast.

1092
01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:17,363
Zoe.

1093
01:00:19,324 --> 01:00:22,612
Are you sick, young lady?

1094
01:00:22,911 --> 01:00:24,242
Sore throat.

1095
01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:25,538
I'm sorry.

1096
01:00:25,705 --> 01:00:26,785
If 1 told you

1097
01:00:27,082 --> 01:00:28,413
what I've done with women,

1098
01:00:28,708 --> 01:00:30,448
you would probably
get pneumonia.

1099
01:00:33,338 --> 01:00:35,545
Sevy, I'm sorry

1100
01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:40,585
about giving you hell
for buggery the other day.

1101
01:00:40,887 --> 01:00:42,502
That's all right, I suppose.

1102
01:00:42,806 --> 01:00:45,798
You've inspired me to relate

1103
01:00:46,101 --> 01:00:49,264
that I had pleasure
several times

1104
01:00:49,563 --> 01:00:52,225
with a puppy when I was a youth.

1105
01:00:57,279 --> 01:00:58,519
A dog, sevy?

1106
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:02,440
I let him nip my private parts.

1107
01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:05,779
I became very, very aroused.

1108
01:01:06,079 --> 01:01:07,740
Good Christ, sevy.

1109
01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:10,997
Well, I'm glad you said that.

1110
01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:14,751
Now it makes me feel
that I'm not alone in this.

1111
01:01:15,046 --> 01:01:16,046
Yes.

1112
01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:18,421
Very... it was very pleasant,

1113
01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:20,298
very pleasant indeed.

1114
01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:22,514
No man of character
would have sexual intercourse

1115
01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:24,502
with an animal.

1116
01:01:24,806 --> 01:01:28,264
You might be right, son.

1117
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:33,645
Because for me,
to be perfectly frank,

1118
01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:38,104
a donkey is just

1119
01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:41,895
a dumb fucking ass.

1120
01:01:53,460 --> 01:01:55,166
You fell for it, didn't you?

1121
01:02:00,133 --> 01:02:01,464
What?

1122
01:02:03,178 --> 01:02:06,591
You went right along with it.

1123
01:02:06,890 --> 01:02:08,801
You should've seen your faces.

1124
01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:12,342
You should've seen your faces.

1125
01:02:12,646 --> 01:02:14,386
No cause for alarm, ladies.

1126
01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:16,600
This was just a test.

1127
01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,060
A test.

1128
01:02:21,321 --> 01:02:23,482
Are you saying that
you've been putting us on?

1129
01:02:23,782 --> 01:02:26,615
There's no harm
in a joke, Edgar.

1130
01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:30,323
These sessions require
you tell the truth, faldo.

1131
01:02:30,622 --> 01:02:32,158
The truth.

1132
01:02:32,457 --> 01:02:36,496
I've seen the truth, Edgar,
and it doesn't make any sense.

1133
01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:37,910
That may be your viewpoint,

1134
01:02:38,213 --> 01:02:39,893
but you can't influence
the others with it,

1135
01:02:40,048 --> 01:02:41,629
not in my research.

1136
01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:43,586
Your research, maybe.

1137
01:02:43,885 --> 01:02:45,421
But my house.

1138
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,962
Now, relax.

1139
01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:50,881
We got zezzy there...

1140
01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:52,594
Sevy.

1141
01:02:52,894 --> 01:02:55,806
To tell about
his shaggy dog story.

1142
01:02:56,106 --> 01:02:59,644
That'll help your research.

1143
01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:19,869
Look, Edgar,
ask me one of your questions,

1144
01:03:20,171 --> 01:03:24,915
and I promise you
a straight answer.

1145
01:03:25,218 --> 01:03:28,005
Ask one that's
really important to you,

1146
01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:30,045
the most important.

1147
01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:43,271
What's the matter?

1148
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:47,984
Afraid the question
might reveal too much?

1149
01:03:48,283 --> 01:03:51,775
There's one question
that's above all others.

1150
01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:53,989
Which 1s?

1151
01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:57,827
What does faldo think
about the sssuuccuubus?

1152
01:03:58,126 --> 01:03:59,866
The what?

1153
01:04:06,509 --> 01:04:07,999
An imaginary female demon.

1154
01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:09,839
Edgar's obsessed with it.

1155
01:04:12,891 --> 01:04:16,429
The succubus isn't
an imaginary creature.

1156
01:04:16,728 --> 01:04:20,141
I've experienced her visits
many times at night.

1157
01:04:23,693 --> 01:04:25,149
In fact,

1158
01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:27,982
I look forward to them.

1159
01:04:28,281 --> 01:04:29,612
He's in love with her.

1160
01:04:32,577 --> 01:04:36,661
I know what
you're talking about.

1161
01:04:36,956 --> 01:04:38,556
You mean a creature
that sneaks in on you

1162
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,869
and steals your seed.

1163
01:04:41,169 --> 01:04:42,909
Well, I've known
plenty of those.

1164
01:04:43,213 --> 01:04:48,298
For Christ's sake,
I'm married to one.

1165
01:04:48,593 --> 01:04:50,925
We don't know her.

1166
01:04:51,221 --> 01:04:53,132
And we don't solicit her.

1167
01:04:53,431 --> 01:05:00,678
Convinced she intends
no harm to her victims...

1168
01:05:00,980 --> 01:05:03,596
Unless he resists.

1169
01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:06,357
And that's your most
important question, Edgar?

1170
01:05:09,364 --> 01:05:13,107
Some sexual compulsion
for a female myth?

1171
01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:15,651
This concerns
deep psychic energy.

1172
01:05:15,954 --> 01:05:17,069
It's sexual voltage.

1173
01:05:17,372 --> 01:05:18,737
But it's not real.

1174
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:21,827
She's not imaginary.
Do you understand?

1175
01:05:22,127 --> 01:05:24,869
I understand, Edgar.

1176
01:05:25,171 --> 01:05:27,412
It's rewarding to love
the whore of your mind,

1177
01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:30,457
isn't it?

1178
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:31,760
But only if

1179
01:05:32,053 --> 01:05:33,509
she drives you
back to real women.

1180
01:05:33,805 --> 01:05:35,525
Some women
are more real than others,

1181
01:05:35,765 --> 01:05:36,880
wherever they appear.

1182
01:05:37,183 --> 01:05:39,595
Perhaps she's trying
to rescue you, Edgar.

1183
01:05:39,894 --> 01:05:44,388
Or perhaps Edgar's
afraid of real women.

1184
01:05:44,691 --> 01:05:47,558
Well, Edgar,
just how far will you go?

1185
01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:49,726
Just how dark will it get?

1186
01:06:03,418 --> 01:06:04,703
That's a good question, Edgar,

1187
01:06:05,003 --> 01:06:06,118
really good question.

1188
01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:11,081
Maybe this bizarre sexual
creature of yours will turn you

1189
01:06:11,384 --> 01:06:14,922
into something really ugly,
unfit for society.

1190
01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:16,961
Edgar the criminal.

1191
01:06:17,265 --> 01:06:20,473
But what if she
exists only to warn him,

1192
01:06:20,768 --> 01:06:22,208
to drive him back
into the real world

1193
01:06:22,233 --> 01:06:23,723
of flesh and blood?

1194
01:06:23,938 --> 01:06:26,805
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1195
01:06:27,108 --> 01:06:28,814
It's quite simple.

1196
01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:32,227
All men are in love
with this creature.

1197
01:06:32,530 --> 01:06:37,775
And she, quite naturally,
is in love with all men.

1198
01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:38,577
Well...

1199
01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:49,211
Love is a bolt from the blue,

1200
01:06:49,506 --> 01:06:50,916
isn't it?

1201
01:08:08,167 --> 01:08:10,203
I'm sorry for bothering you.

1202
01:08:10,503 --> 01:08:11,538
Did you forget something?

1203
01:08:11,838 --> 01:08:12,918
Well, no.

1204
01:08:13,214 --> 01:08:14,934
Actually, I was wondering
if I might be able

1205
01:08:14,958 --> 01:08:16,318
to look at that book
of engravings.

1206
01:08:16,343 --> 01:08:17,386
Why?

1207
01:08:17,635 --> 01:08:19,045
Well, I was curious about them

1208
01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:21,105
and thought perhaps
you wouldn't mind if I...

1209
01:08:21,130 --> 01:08:21,972
Come in. Yes, okay.

1210
01:08:22,122 --> 01:08:23,242
You know where it is, Alice.

1211
01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:24,586
Yes, I found them
very compelling.

1212
01:08:24,684 --> 01:08:26,094
They are very compelling.

1213
01:08:26,394 --> 01:08:28,205
Yes, I've never seen anything
quite like them before.

1214
01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:30,349
Are you interested in the
nocturnal side of eroticism?

1215
01:08:30,523 --> 01:08:32,605
Faldo brought up
animal eroticism today.

1216
01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:33,980
What did you think of that?

1217
01:08:34,152 --> 01:08:35,983
I thought it was
rather distasteful.

1218
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,019
I've thought about it.

1219
01:08:38,323 --> 01:08:42,111
I've come
to several conclusions.

1220
01:08:42,410 --> 01:08:46,574
May I hear them?

1221
01:08:46,873 --> 01:08:48,238
I'll just...

1222
01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:49,997
Excuse me.

1223
01:09:25,119 --> 01:09:26,529
I must congratulate myself

1224
01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:29,821
on encountering
the perfect muse.

1225
01:09:30,124 --> 01:09:33,116
Well, it was a chance encounter.

1226
01:09:33,419 --> 01:09:36,035
All that's marvelous
in life happens by chance,

1227
01:09:36,339 --> 01:09:37,795
don't you think?
Well, I suppose...

1228
01:09:38,091 --> 01:09:40,082
Man's libido differs
from animal sexuality

1229
01:09:40,385 --> 01:09:42,467
in that it calls
his whole being into question.

1230
01:09:42,762 --> 01:09:44,468
I'm not much
of an expert on the subject.

1231
01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:46,971
Yes...

1232
01:09:47,266 --> 01:09:50,008
But you have desires,
aspirations.

1233
01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:53,018
Everyone does.

1234
01:09:53,314 --> 01:09:57,023
I liked what
you said about destiny.

1235
01:09:59,570 --> 01:10:00,855
As I look at you now, Alice,

1236
01:10:01,155 --> 01:10:02,895
I'm reminded
of the amorous radiance

1237
01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:04,735
in every young woman.

1238
01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:07,241
I'm afraid I'm not very good
at receiving compliments.

1239
01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:17,707
I haven't
tried to know you, Alice.

1240
01:10:18,005 --> 01:10:24,467
Yet in some surreal way,
I sense you, as in a dream,

1241
01:10:24,762 --> 01:10:26,047
a visitation.

1242
01:10:26,347 --> 01:10:27,627
I've always cherished my dreams.

1243
01:10:27,849 --> 01:10:29,089
I hope so.

1244
01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:31,036
As a little girl,
I couldn't wait to fall asleep

1245
01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:32,300
so I could enter the dreamland.

1246
01:10:32,325 --> 01:10:34,156
Things in dreams
are so much more natural

1247
01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:37,101
and appealing to me
than what happens in real life.

1248
01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:38,856
I...

1249
01:10:39,152 --> 01:10:42,485
I haven't asked you
to expose yourself, Alice.

1250
01:10:42,780 --> 01:10:44,441
No, you haven't.

1251
01:11:18,941 --> 01:11:21,057
Edgar, my friend.

1252
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:22,725
Lorenz.

1253
01:11:23,029 --> 01:11:25,645
I have something
of some importance to ask you.

1254
01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:27,654
Do I have a choice?
No, you don't.

1255
01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:29,611
And I'm not staying.

1256
01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:31,367
Oh, by the way, while I'm here,

1257
01:11:31,662 --> 01:11:34,369
I wanted to suggest
something to you...

1258
01:11:34,665 --> 01:11:38,157
No, I think demand...

1259
01:11:38,461 --> 01:11:40,201
That for your next session

1260
01:11:40,505 --> 01:11:44,919
you invite a candid,
uninhibited, desirable...

1261
01:11:45,218 --> 01:11:46,218
Excuse me. Thank you.

1262
01:11:46,511 --> 01:11:48,297
Good-bye.

1263
01:11:48,596 --> 01:11:51,133
Woman.

1264
01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:55,849
Tell me I'm
interrupting something.

1265
01:11:57,396 --> 01:12:00,559
Oscar, do I look the way
you wanted me to?

1266
01:12:00,858 --> 01:12:03,065
Well, you're in
my portfolio, aren't you?

1267
01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:19,540
Zoe.

1268
01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:20,836
Oscar.

1269
01:12:21,087 --> 01:12:22,577
What a surprise.

1270
01:12:22,880 --> 01:12:25,087
Hello.

1271
01:12:25,383 --> 01:12:26,463
Oscar?

1272
01:12:26,759 --> 01:12:28,374
I'm sorry. Linda, this is Zoe.

1273
01:12:28,678 --> 01:12:29,918
Zoe is Edgar's associate.

1274
01:12:30,221 --> 01:12:33,964
She's helping him
survey sexual attitudes.

1275
01:12:34,267 --> 01:12:35,302
I bet she is.

1276
01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:37,241
Actually, I just
write down what they say.

1277
01:12:37,520 --> 01:12:38,680
I model for Oscar...

1278
01:12:38,980 --> 01:12:40,436
I think you
underestimate yourself.

1279
01:12:40,731 --> 01:12:42,931
I think at the very least,
you keep everyone's attention

1280
01:12:42,956 --> 01:12:43,956
properly focused.

1281
01:12:47,989 --> 01:12:51,447
Nude.

1282
01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:53,778
Nothing but pictures
of me and my body.

1283
01:12:54,078 --> 01:12:55,784
All for sale?

1284
01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:57,365
Was that an insult?

1285
01:12:57,665 --> 01:12:59,371
No, no, no, Linda.

1286
01:12:59,667 --> 01:13:03,330
Zoe was just pointing out
that in photography,

1287
01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:05,961
as you, yourself
are a gorgeous example,

1288
01:13:06,257 --> 01:13:07,337
the successful marketing...

1289
01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:09,070
Can I tell you
that I loved your films?

1290
01:13:09,176 --> 01:13:10,176
Yes, please.

1291
01:13:10,303 --> 01:13:13,636
I found them very,
very enticing.

1292
01:13:13,931 --> 01:13:15,467
Thank you very, very much.

1293
01:13:15,766 --> 01:13:16,926
What are you doing right now?

1294
01:13:18,311 --> 01:13:19,346
Nothing. I'm going home.

1295
01:13:19,645 --> 01:13:21,205
Can I tell you, your hair,
by the way...

1296
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:22,936
I love what you've done...

1297
01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:29,731
Was I rude? I think so.

1298
01:13:43,044 --> 01:13:44,375
Tell me something.

1299
01:13:44,670 --> 01:13:46,626
Yes?

1300
01:13:46,923 --> 01:13:49,835
Edgar's sessions...

1301
01:13:50,134 --> 01:13:51,544
What about Edgar's sessions?

1302
01:13:51,844 --> 01:13:53,300
We should film them.

1303
01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:56,264
Edgar's sessions...

1304
01:13:56,557 --> 01:13:57,837
You mean an all-talking picture?

1305
01:13:57,975 --> 01:13:59,260
All-singing, all-dancing.

1306
01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:00,891
It really doesn't matter.

1307
01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:03,052
I like this idea.

1308
01:14:03,356 --> 01:14:04,812
You like it?

1309
01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:07,267
Would this be endorsing
Edgar's rules, Edgar's methods?

1310
01:14:07,292 --> 01:14:08,657
What do you mean?

1311
01:14:08,778 --> 01:14:11,235
I mean, don't you think
if you have to explain...

1312
01:14:11,530 --> 01:14:14,067
If you try to explain
how to make love like Edgar,

1313
01:14:14,367 --> 01:14:16,528
I don't think
you know how to make love.

1314
01:14:16,827 --> 01:14:18,307
And if you do know
how to make love...

1315
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:19,934
You probably don't
want to explain it.

1316
01:14:20,122 --> 01:14:21,282
Don't want to explain it.

1317
01:14:21,582 --> 01:14:24,324
Or maybe you shouldn't
be able to explain it,

1318
01:14:24,627 --> 01:14:25,627
how to make love.

1319
01:14:25,836 --> 01:14:27,042
And sound might be a problem.

1320
01:14:27,338 --> 01:14:28,874
It doesn't matter what they say.

1321
01:14:29,173 --> 01:14:30,173
It's what they don't say.

1322
01:14:30,299 --> 01:14:31,299
It's what they hide.

1323
01:14:31,384 --> 01:14:33,500
Words are just masks anyway.

1324
01:14:33,803 --> 01:14:35,003
And I could be your assistant.

1325
01:14:35,262 --> 01:14:36,672
And you could be my assistant.

1326
01:14:36,973 --> 01:14:38,634
Yes. Do you have...

1327
01:14:38,933 --> 01:14:41,891
And would you please be my
assistant beginning right now?

1328
01:14:42,186 --> 01:14:44,598
Hold still.

1329
01:14:44,897 --> 01:14:46,353
What about love itself?

1330
01:14:46,649 --> 01:14:47,934
And what about love itself?

1331
01:14:48,234 --> 01:14:49,634
If you could make
a picture of that,

1332
01:14:49,819 --> 01:14:50,854
you'd be very successful.

1333
01:14:51,153 --> 01:14:53,235
I think I already have.

1334
01:15:06,752 --> 01:15:08,492
What?

1335
01:15:08,796 --> 01:15:13,005
I think you've
stimulated me beyond images.

1336
01:15:13,300 --> 01:15:18,795
We should play
at something else.

1337
01:15:19,098 --> 01:15:20,098
Oscar?

1338
01:15:20,391 --> 01:15:21,597
What?

1339
01:15:21,892 --> 01:15:24,679
Is this another game?

1340
01:15:24,979 --> 01:15:27,766
This is the most
serious game of all.

1341
01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:31,057
When you define something,
create something for us, only...

1342
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:33,351
Oscar?

1343
01:15:33,654 --> 01:15:34,860
Yes?

1344
01:15:35,156 --> 01:15:36,191
Promise me something.

1345
01:15:36,490 --> 01:15:37,490
Yes.

1346
01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,031
Whether this lasts or not,

1347
01:15:39,326 --> 01:15:41,612
you'll never try
and explain it to anybody.

1348
01:16:26,957 --> 01:16:29,790
Doesn't Alice look beautiful?

1349
01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:34,291
Ready.

1350
01:16:37,676 --> 01:16:40,258
Do certain images
come to mind during desire?

1351
01:16:40,554 --> 01:16:41,964
Faldo?

1352
01:16:49,355 --> 01:16:51,596
Faldo. Care to answer
the question?

1353
01:16:51,899 --> 01:16:56,563
Images during desire.

1354
01:16:56,862 --> 01:17:01,777
Well, give me a piece of paper
and I'll doodle for you.

1355
01:17:02,076 --> 01:17:03,361
Sevy?

1356
01:17:03,661 --> 01:17:05,652
What?

1357
01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:07,286
Save us.

1358
01:17:07,581 --> 01:17:10,288
Well, it's never
one single image.

1359
01:17:10,584 --> 01:17:12,950
The last time,
it was underwater imagery,

1360
01:17:13,254 --> 01:17:14,619
very nautical.

1361
01:17:14,922 --> 01:17:16,162
Nautical?

1362
01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:21,755
I imagined mermaids
with their scaly behinds.

1363
01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:25,672
I imagined hovering
over giant oysters,

1364
01:17:25,975 --> 01:17:30,389
many, many oysters,
waiting to swallow me,

1365
01:17:30,688 --> 01:17:35,432
and flippers.

1366
01:17:35,734 --> 01:17:37,895
Chloe, what about you?

1367
01:17:38,195 --> 01:17:39,195
What about...

1368
01:17:39,446 --> 01:17:42,358
Do you want to be included?

1369
01:17:42,658 --> 01:17:46,742
Well, I don't think you can ask
the same question of women.

1370
01:17:47,037 --> 01:17:50,780
Their minds are not
like glass-bottom boats.

1371
01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:54,325
In any case, my images
aren't physical ones.

1372
01:17:54,628 --> 01:17:55,959
I have an image.

1373
01:17:56,255 --> 01:17:57,791
Describe it. Describe it.

1374
01:17:58,090 --> 01:17:59,921
Someone blonde,
slim, distinguished,

1375
01:18:03,220 --> 01:18:04,756
different from her husband too.

1376
01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:09,760
I can't help it.

1377
01:18:10,060 --> 01:18:12,597
Oh, no. It's not my fault.

1378
01:18:14,481 --> 01:18:17,473
I always imagine a woman
I want to sleep with.

1379
01:18:17,776 --> 01:18:22,486
I imagine the gasp
that she makes.

1380
01:18:22,781 --> 01:18:25,147
A woman fully clothed
who says nothing at all.

1381
01:18:25,451 --> 01:18:29,114
She wears perfumed gloves,
though, sometimes.

1382
01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:35,791
Chloe's face.

1383
01:18:39,673 --> 01:18:41,163
The most direct...

1384
01:18:41,467 --> 01:18:43,958
What the hell's
that mean, Sasha?

1385
01:18:44,261 --> 01:18:45,626
It means

1386
01:18:45,930 --> 01:18:48,216
that you like to see
what you're getting into,

1387
01:18:48,515 --> 01:18:52,428
and I like to see
what's getting into me.

1388
01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,138
Move over.

1389
01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:59,603
Now, what if I were to say...
And sometimes, only sometimes,

1390
01:18:59,902 --> 01:19:03,440
when we're together,
I'm imagining another woman?

1391
01:19:05,449 --> 01:19:10,614
Well, I might be
imagining the same woman.

1392
01:19:10,913 --> 01:19:12,369
What are you
trying to say, sash?

1393
01:19:12,665 --> 01:19:13,700
What trying?

1394
01:19:13,999 --> 01:19:15,489
What trying?

1395
01:19:15,793 --> 01:19:17,408
What are you trying to say?

1396
01:19:17,711 --> 01:19:20,874
Listen, Edgar instructed
us to follow the rules.

1397
01:19:21,135 --> 01:19:23,735
And I'm following the rules. And
you got to play by the rules too.

1398
01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:25,295
I never follow
the damn rules any time.

1399
01:19:25,594 --> 01:19:28,677
And we suddenly find ourselves
in complete financial ruin.

1400
01:19:28,973 --> 01:19:31,510
Oh, bullshit!
We're not in financial ruin!

1401
01:19:31,809 --> 01:19:33,800
We've got that estate
up in Montreal,

1402
01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:36,936
faldo studios in Hollywood,

1403
01:19:37,231 --> 01:19:38,346
tax write-offs.

1404
01:19:42,194 --> 01:19:43,525
Get the hell out of here!

1405
01:19:43,821 --> 01:19:46,688
We've got those
sexual paintings.

1406
01:19:46,991 --> 01:19:50,859
They're the greatest
paintings in the world.

1407
01:19:51,161 --> 01:19:52,867
I hate those.
What...

1408
01:19:53,163 --> 01:19:55,279
We have nothing.
We have paintings!

1409
01:19:55,582 --> 01:19:58,949
What part of the body
most excites you, faldo?

1410
01:19:59,253 --> 01:20:00,288
If you don't mind.

1411
01:20:00,587 --> 01:20:02,452
What part of the body?

1412
01:20:02,756 --> 01:20:04,956
Yeah, see, we're going to talk
about something else now.

1413
01:20:05,009 --> 01:20:06,670
We're not going
to talk about anything.

1414
01:20:06,969 --> 01:20:08,880
Now, sit down, Sasha.
Goddamn it, you.

1415
01:20:09,179 --> 01:20:11,340
Now, sit down. I'm not going...

1416
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,847
Sit down!

1417
01:20:15,477 --> 01:20:18,685
All right.

1418
01:20:18,981 --> 01:20:20,016
Edgar,

1419
01:20:20,316 --> 01:20:22,682
what gets you started?

1420
01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:25,271
Get out of here.

1421
01:20:25,571 --> 01:20:28,108
I can't stand you.
I cannot stand you.

1422
01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:32,650
A woman's desire.

1423
01:20:32,953 --> 01:20:34,818
Dreams, of course.

1424
01:20:42,379 --> 01:20:44,370
Cleavage in
a very low-cut dress.

1425
01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:49,507
Buttocks.

1426
01:20:49,803 --> 01:20:51,589
The eyes.

1427
01:20:51,889 --> 01:20:53,880
The eyes,

1428
01:20:54,183 --> 01:20:55,798
Chloe's eyes.

1429
01:20:57,895 --> 01:21:00,307
Beautiful, sensuous,

1430
01:21:00,606 --> 01:21:01,846
loving eyes.

1431
01:21:02,149 --> 01:21:03,730
The eyes are the most sexual.

1432
01:21:04,026 --> 01:21:07,393
No, the sex is the most sexual.

1433
01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:11,188
For god's sake, a woman's sex.

1434
01:21:11,492 --> 01:21:13,983
That is so true.

1435
01:21:14,286 --> 01:21:16,993
A man is an animal
looking to drop his seed

1436
01:21:17,289 --> 01:21:19,746
in some warm female belly.

1437
01:21:20,042 --> 01:21:22,158
That's right.

1438
01:21:22,461 --> 01:21:23,997
Dear, did you tell them

1439
01:21:24,296 --> 01:21:25,957
about the time
you seduced the mule?

1440
01:21:26,256 --> 01:21:27,291
Sasha.

1441
01:21:27,591 --> 01:21:29,923
He said it was a joke.

1442
01:21:30,219 --> 01:21:31,834
Well, of course he did.

1443
01:21:40,896 --> 01:21:42,932
Y-you mean, it wasn't a joke?

1444
01:21:45,567 --> 01:21:47,933
Well, how can you do that?
It's disgusting.

1445
01:21:53,117 --> 01:21:56,905
I thought the whole
episode was rather sweet.

1446
01:21:57,204 --> 01:21:59,195
It's sickening. What mule?

1447
01:21:59,498 --> 01:22:01,864
He had sexual intercourse
with a donkey.

1448
01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:06,160
You mean he put his cock
in a donkey's pussy?

1449
01:22:15,722 --> 01:22:16,757
What?

1450
01:22:17,057 --> 01:22:19,173
Sex is in the groin
of the beholder.

1451
01:22:35,909 --> 01:22:38,616
I like a woman's breasts
when her nipples are hard,

1452
01:22:38,912 --> 01:22:42,200
especially a beautiful woman
whose nipples I'm about to lick

1453
01:22:42,499 --> 01:22:44,956
or suck.

1454
01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:47,538
In other words, you love
to arouse a woman.

1455
01:22:51,258 --> 01:22:55,001
What about you? Oscar?

1456
01:22:55,304 --> 01:22:57,386
Yes.

1457
01:22:57,681 --> 01:22:58,966
What about me?

1458
01:22:59,266 --> 01:23:03,680
I believe the question was,
what arouses you, Oscar?

1459
01:23:06,190 --> 01:23:10,229
For me, it's something
completely indefinable.

1460
01:23:10,527 --> 01:23:14,520
It's her expression, suggestion,

1461
01:23:14,823 --> 01:23:19,192
sensuality, eyes.

1462
01:23:19,495 --> 01:23:22,612
But the thought
of a woman's orgasm,

1463
01:23:22,915 --> 01:23:27,204
this is the most
important thing.

1464
01:23:29,880 --> 01:23:30,880
Well put.

1465
01:23:31,173 --> 01:23:32,458
Sex.

1466
01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:34,419
Who likes to see the sex?

1467
01:23:34,718 --> 01:23:37,551
I like to look at mine
when I'm alone...

1468
01:23:37,846 --> 01:23:38,846
With an erection.

1469
01:23:39,097 --> 01:23:40,337
Yes.

1470
01:23:40,641 --> 01:23:42,757
Well, aren't we
all great masturbators?

1471
01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:55,519
This is turning
into something else here.

1472
01:23:55,822 --> 01:23:58,655
Sensuality
has a light all its own.

1473
01:23:58,951 --> 01:24:01,567
It glows, and it radiates.

1474
01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:03,451
It's always pure.

1475
01:24:03,747 --> 01:24:05,328
Excuse me.

1476
01:24:05,624 --> 01:24:10,163
Sex is only pure with someone
I love, who I'm with,

1477
01:24:10,462 --> 01:24:11,952
someone I love.

1478
01:24:14,383 --> 01:24:17,375
An investigation
of sex, not love.

1479
01:24:17,678 --> 01:24:18,918
That's what I was afraid of,

1480
01:24:19,221 --> 01:24:20,836
confusing the two.

1481
01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:23,175
Monty, let's go to the bar.

1482
01:24:26,770 --> 01:24:32,515
We've been married 20 years.

1483
01:24:32,818 --> 01:24:37,562
Well, you know,
I am not confused.

1484
01:24:37,864 --> 01:24:42,574
When I think of having sex,
most men are the same.

1485
01:24:45,622 --> 01:24:50,787
Love, however, is my delusion

1486
01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:54,499
that one man
is different from another.

1487
01:24:54,798 --> 01:24:56,880
Yes, I meant my own confusion.

1488
01:25:02,347 --> 01:25:07,432
You're confused
about love too, Janet?

1489
01:25:07,728 --> 01:25:09,684
It's confusing.
Are you kidding?

1490
01:25:09,980 --> 01:25:12,471
Me too.

1491
01:25:12,774 --> 01:25:14,605
I know that it should be fun,

1492
01:25:14,901 --> 01:25:18,189
at least as fun as sex
when sex is fun.

1493
01:25:18,488 --> 01:25:21,104
Sex can be fun.

1494
01:25:21,408 --> 01:25:23,399
Love mostly...

1495
01:25:23,702 --> 01:25:25,943
Hurts. Yes.

1496
01:25:26,246 --> 01:25:27,861
I don't know
what to do about it.

1497
01:25:28,165 --> 01:25:29,245
It's vicious.

1498
01:25:29,541 --> 01:25:30,997
It's scarier.

1499
01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:35,662
It's a nightmare.

1500
01:25:35,964 --> 01:25:40,424
So sex is only pure
with someone you love?

1501
01:25:40,719 --> 01:25:42,710
You've never had sex
with someone you didn't love?

1502
01:25:43,013 --> 01:25:44,674
I've never slept with a woman

1503
01:25:44,973 --> 01:25:47,840
I didn't believe I could love.

1504
01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:50,134
Naturally, I've been
mistaken a time or two.

1505
01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:58,025
Is it always mental
with you, Edgar, even sex?

1506
01:25:58,320 --> 01:26:03,735
I've told you,
I'm not looking for lovemaking.

1507
01:26:04,034 --> 01:26:06,195
I'm looking for a woman to love.

1508
01:26:08,872 --> 01:26:11,033
If you had a choice

1509
01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:16,168
between sexual pleasure...
Accompanied with love

1510
01:26:16,463 --> 01:26:18,749
that you could satisfy
right now, immediately...

1511
01:26:19,049 --> 01:26:23,588
Or mental satisfaction,
which would you choose?

1512
01:26:23,887 --> 01:26:25,593
There's no choice.

1513
01:26:25,889 --> 01:26:27,470
Desire accompanied by love

1514
01:26:27,766 --> 01:26:30,633
would give me
complete satisfaction.

1515
01:26:30,936 --> 01:26:33,723
I'd be willing to surrender
my freedom for it.

1516
01:26:37,693 --> 01:26:39,354
Even to something inhuman?

1517
01:26:46,785 --> 01:26:51,449
I'm looking for something
that hasn't happened before

1518
01:26:51,748 --> 01:26:54,740
and never will again.

1519
01:26:55,043 --> 01:27:00,834
Well, I just want
the ultimate sexual thrill,

1520
01:27:01,133 --> 01:27:04,921
because there's something

1521
01:27:05,220 --> 01:27:07,802
between a man and a woman.

1522
01:27:08,098 --> 01:27:12,592
And it's this tremendous
physical attraction.

1523
01:27:12,894 --> 01:27:14,634
And when I'm with a woman,

1524
01:27:14,938 --> 01:27:18,726
I get more excitement
and satisfaction

1525
01:27:19,025 --> 01:27:20,686
than money

1526
01:27:20,986 --> 01:27:23,318
or art or anything in the world

1527
01:27:23,613 --> 01:27:27,822
could possible give me.

1528
01:27:28,118 --> 01:27:30,575
If you love her.

1529
01:27:33,665 --> 01:27:37,749
I love faldo so much sometimes
I could kill him.

1530
01:27:38,044 --> 01:27:41,411
I mean, I would gladly
see him dismembered.

1531
01:27:41,715 --> 01:27:43,046
Sasha, that's awful.

1532
01:27:43,341 --> 01:27:45,172
I know it's awful,

1533
01:27:45,469 --> 01:27:47,175
but he does awful things to me.

1534
01:27:47,471 --> 01:27:49,712
Perhaps you can only
love a man if you hate him.

1535
01:27:52,976 --> 01:27:55,467
I wish that wasn't true.

1536
01:27:57,689 --> 01:28:00,556
But why is it?

1537
01:28:00,859 --> 01:28:02,850
Because love is warfare.

1538
01:28:03,153 --> 01:28:04,438
I got to get back.

1539
01:28:04,738 --> 01:28:07,901
Sasha's going to cut off
my ultimate sexual thrill.

1540
01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:21,159
So did you
ladies learn anything?

1541
01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:22,999
Did you learn anything, ladies?

1542
01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:24,298
Does sevy ever tell you

1543
01:28:24,591 --> 01:28:26,502
what an attractive woman
you are?

1544
01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:28,008
He paints me as a ghoul.

1545
01:28:28,303 --> 01:28:30,009
But to sevy,
everything is monstrous.

1546
01:28:38,021 --> 01:28:41,104
Here you go. Oh, yeah.

1547
01:29:14,474 --> 01:29:15,805
This is ridiculous.

1548
01:29:16,101 --> 01:29:18,183
I don't think you can
investigate sex or love

1549
01:29:18,478 --> 01:29:20,139
like it was some
kind of experiment.

1550
01:29:20,438 --> 01:29:24,147
At last, a human voice is heard.

1551
01:29:24,442 --> 01:29:26,148
You still afraid
of experimentation, Chloe?

1552
01:29:26,444 --> 01:29:28,355
No, Edgar, not if it's romantic.

1553
01:29:28,655 --> 01:29:29,940
Romance is false.

1554
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:32,697
It's delusional.

1555
01:29:37,706 --> 01:29:39,162
Let's get out of here.

1556
01:29:39,457 --> 01:29:41,413
Okay.

1557
01:29:41,710 --> 01:29:43,246
Edgar, you're just upset

1558
01:29:43,545 --> 01:29:45,376
because Chloe doesn't
love you anymore,

1559
01:29:45,672 --> 01:29:47,788
if she ever did.

1560
01:29:48,091 --> 01:29:51,083
Peter, it's not
for you to talk about.

1561
01:29:51,386 --> 01:29:53,502
No, I want to talk about it.

1562
01:29:53,805 --> 01:29:56,342
Edgar, you don't know how to
romance a woman, but I do.

1563
01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:58,427
When I love a woman,
I need something

1564
01:29:58,727 --> 01:30:00,263
more substantial than romance.

1565
01:30:00,562 --> 01:30:02,678
How do you know?
You never loved.

1566
01:30:02,981 --> 01:30:06,223
You don't respect anyone,
Edgar, especially women.

1567
01:30:06,526 --> 01:30:08,687
Respect has to be earned
in women as in men.

1568
01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:11,148
If you mean me,
just say it to my face.

1569
01:30:11,448 --> 01:30:14,611
I've nothing to say to a man
who's had sex once.

1570
01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:17,697
I didn't say anything.

1571
01:30:46,983 --> 01:30:48,018
Get in.

1572
01:30:48,318 --> 01:30:49,649
Go where? Get in.

1573
01:31:09,589 --> 01:31:13,457
Now. I want it now!

1574
01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:14,966
What are you doing?

1575
01:31:15,261 --> 01:31:17,547
I want to make love with you.

1576
01:31:17,847 --> 01:31:19,462
Like this? Yes, yes.

1577
01:31:19,766 --> 01:31:20,926
I want to make love to you.

1578
01:31:21,226 --> 01:31:22,557
No, no, no. Yes.

1579
01:31:22,852 --> 01:31:24,843
It doesn't work like this.
Turn around.

1580
01:31:25,146 --> 01:31:26,761
What are you doing?

1581
01:31:27,065 --> 01:31:28,601
I want to make love to you.

1582
01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:31,141
Like this? Yes.

1583
01:31:31,444 --> 01:31:33,856
But I've... I've never, never...

1584
01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:51,880
Are you faking?

1585
01:31:53,425 --> 01:31:55,211
Can I trust you? It's important.

1586
01:31:55,510 --> 01:31:56,545
Don't fake.

1587
01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:58,551
Shut up!

1588
01:32:02,892 --> 01:32:05,725
Somebody's in a hurry.

1589
01:32:08,773 --> 01:32:11,981
Oh, babe.

1590
01:32:14,696 --> 01:32:16,152
You can keep the painting.

1591
01:32:17,490 --> 01:32:18,605
Peter.

1592
01:32:18,908 --> 01:32:20,318
You all right?

1593
01:32:20,618 --> 01:32:21,618
Edgar, I'm so sorry.

1594
01:32:21,703 --> 01:32:22,783
I'm so sorry, Edgar.

1595
01:32:23,079 --> 01:32:24,489
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

1596
01:32:24,789 --> 01:32:26,029
I hurt you, didn't I? Probably.

1597
01:32:26,249 --> 01:32:27,864
Well, you'll get used to it.

1598
01:32:28,168 --> 01:32:29,168
You all right?

1599
01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:30,210
Chloe? What?

1600
01:32:30,336 --> 01:32:31,371
Marry me. What?

1601
01:32:31,671 --> 01:32:33,332
Marry me, Chloe.

1602
01:32:33,631 --> 01:32:34,631
I'm sorry

1603
01:32:34,799 --> 01:32:36,960
to have wasted
your time with this.

1604
01:32:37,260 --> 01:32:42,254
I don't feel as though
I'm wasting it.

1605
01:32:42,557 --> 01:32:44,077
Marry me; Marry me;
Marry me; Marry me.

1606
01:32:49,898 --> 01:32:51,308
Was that a yes?

1607
01:32:51,608 --> 01:32:54,224
I don't... know.

1608
01:32:54,527 --> 01:32:57,439
"I don't know" or "no"?

1609
01:33:02,911 --> 01:33:07,154
Oh, babe.

1610
01:33:11,836 --> 01:33:13,667
Maybe this is
an appropriate time

1611
01:33:13,963 --> 01:33:15,578
to terminate this.

1612
01:33:30,980 --> 01:33:33,016
Why don't you have Oscar
take a picture?

1613
01:33:33,316 --> 01:33:37,480
It'll last longer.

1614
01:33:37,779 --> 01:33:39,895
Believe me, sev,
your marriage is a mess.

1615
01:33:40,198 --> 01:33:41,734
It didn't mix with my research.

1616
01:33:42,033 --> 01:33:44,649
Oh, yes, it did.

1617
01:33:44,953 --> 01:33:47,695
Probing our
most intimate behavior,

1618
01:33:47,997 --> 01:33:50,909
exploring each
of our darkest secrets.

1619
01:33:51,209 --> 01:33:52,915
I hold you
personally responsible

1620
01:33:53,211 --> 01:33:57,079
for its current debasement.

1621
01:33:57,382 --> 01:34:01,546
And I thank you
very much for that.

1622
01:34:08,226 --> 01:34:10,012
Alice. Yes?

1623
01:34:13,565 --> 01:34:15,146
I owe you

1624
01:34:15,441 --> 01:34:16,647
a Sincere apology

1625
01:34:16,943 --> 01:34:18,649
for a gross perversion
I committed

1626
01:34:18,945 --> 01:34:21,027
against the innocence
of your nature.

1627
01:34:21,322 --> 01:34:22,687
You've been nothing but kind,

1628
01:34:22,991 --> 01:34:25,152
and please don't change.

1629
01:34:31,499 --> 01:34:32,659
Thank you.

1630
01:34:49,267 --> 01:34:52,430
Still on for squash?

1631
01:34:52,729 --> 01:34:53,729
Tuesday, 4:00.

1632
01:35:13,791 --> 01:35:18,080
Let's do it for the first time
once again, yes?

1633
01:35:18,379 --> 01:35:19,414
Let's do it.

1634
01:35:19,714 --> 01:35:21,329
Oh, baby.

1635
01:35:25,345 --> 01:35:26,551
Bollocks.

1636
01:35:31,976 --> 01:35:34,092
Hello, sevy.

1637
01:35:38,524 --> 01:35:40,435
Your wife and I
are going to a place

1638
01:35:40,735 --> 01:35:41,895
that you wouldn't understand.

1639
01:35:42,111 --> 01:35:43,146
Yes.

1640
01:35:43,446 --> 01:35:45,152
I'm going on an expedition now,

1641
01:35:45,448 --> 01:35:49,942
searching for my share
of happiness.

1642
01:35:50,245 --> 01:35:52,611
You don't need me anyway,

1643
01:35:52,914 --> 01:35:54,279
do you, sevy?

1644
01:35:57,752 --> 01:36:00,835
No, I don't need you.

1645
01:36:09,681 --> 01:36:12,218
But I love you.

1646
01:36:23,236 --> 01:36:24,442
Poor guy.

1647
01:36:24,737 --> 01:36:26,819
I feel terrible.

1648
01:36:46,175 --> 01:36:48,461
Time to go.

1649
01:36:50,388 --> 01:36:52,470
I think your being
so fond of yourself

1650
01:36:52,765 --> 01:36:55,051
is wonderful, Edgar,

1651
01:36:55,351 --> 01:36:56,991
because then you can give
so much pleasure

1652
01:36:57,228 --> 01:36:58,638
to other people.

1653
01:37:00,148 --> 01:37:02,639
One of your goals should be

1654
01:37:02,942 --> 01:37:05,228
someday to have
your own billboard.

1655
01:37:05,528 --> 01:37:09,237
Everyone could see it
and feel a little happier

1656
01:37:09,532 --> 01:37:11,693
knowing you're
looking down on them.

1657
01:37:14,162 --> 01:37:17,279
Sorry.

1658
01:37:19,709 --> 01:37:22,325
God.

1659
01:37:29,510 --> 01:37:31,626
It isn't easy, Alice,

1660
01:37:31,929 --> 01:37:34,295
trying to reshape
this corrupt world of ours.

1661
01:37:34,599 --> 01:37:36,279
I don't know that
you can reshape something

1662
01:37:36,517 --> 01:37:37,517
that has no shape.

1663
01:37:37,727 --> 01:37:39,007
Humans are more
or less helpless.

1664
01:37:39,062 --> 01:37:41,053
I'd like to visit you, Edgar.

1665
01:37:41,356 --> 01:37:42,356
A visitation?

1666
01:37:42,648 --> 01:37:44,048
I feel that we have
a lot in common.

1667
01:37:44,275 --> 01:37:45,856
I'd like to visit you.

1668
01:37:46,152 --> 01:37:48,268
Only if I summon you.

1669
01:37:59,791 --> 01:38:02,658
If you don't summon me soon,
perhaps I'll summon you.

1670
01:39:07,692 --> 01:39:12,436
Look, Edgar,
I'm willing to admit

1671
01:39:12,738 --> 01:39:16,322
that sometimes
thinking about your desire

1672
01:39:16,617 --> 01:39:19,404
is better than satisfying it.

1673
01:39:19,704 --> 01:39:22,241
Love's a bolt from the blue.

1674
01:39:22,540 --> 01:39:23,780
Bolt from the blue?

1675
01:39:24,083 --> 01:39:26,074
Well, there must be
a lot of bolts

1676
01:39:26,377 --> 01:39:28,163
from the blue out there,

1677
01:39:28,463 --> 01:39:30,875
because around us right now,

1678
01:39:31,174 --> 01:39:34,917
there are thousands of couples
having sex and making love,

1679
01:39:35,219 --> 01:39:39,633
and they don't think
anything about it.

1680
01:39:39,932 --> 01:39:42,765
Yeah. But I'm willing to bet

1681
01:39:43,060 --> 01:39:46,018
they're a damn sight
happier than you are.

1682
01:39:46,314 --> 01:39:47,554
Everyone's happier

1683
01:39:47,857 --> 01:39:49,097
than I am, faldo.

1684
01:39:49,400 --> 01:39:51,311
But I believe that's better
than living a lie.

1685
01:39:51,611 --> 01:39:54,694
Well, truth is elusive, Edgar.

1686
01:39:54,989 --> 01:39:58,948
You scared away that pretty
little Alice, didn't you?

1687
01:39:59,243 --> 01:40:05,660
Chose your mythical creature
over a real woman.

1688
01:40:12,006 --> 01:40:16,500
You didn't have to go out
in the world, take a risk,

1689
01:40:16,802 --> 01:40:20,260
get hurt, break your heart.

1690
01:40:20,556 --> 01:40:22,922
She didn't even fall in love
with the whole of your mind,

1691
01:40:23,226 --> 01:40:26,218
just a small
little part of it, Edgar,

1692
01:40:26,521 --> 01:40:29,854
a little compulsion obsession.

1693
01:40:30,149 --> 01:40:31,559
When you love that thin,

1694
01:40:31,859 --> 01:40:36,523
it's very difficult
to know what is real.

1695
01:40:41,035 --> 01:40:45,244
But you got your phantom.

1696
01:40:46,832 --> 01:40:50,199
Well, you have your phantom.

1697
01:40:50,503 --> 01:40:52,915
Well...

1698
01:41:04,225 --> 01:41:05,840
God bless you.

1699
01:41:06,143 --> 01:41:07,679
Bless you.

1700
01:41:30,751 --> 01:41:32,391
I believe in
the future resolution

1701
01:41:32,587 --> 01:41:35,294
of the two states,

1702
01:41:35,590 --> 01:41:40,175
dream and reality,

1703
01:41:40,469 --> 01:41:43,552
which are
seemingly contradictory.

1704
01:42:00,323 --> 01:42:03,235
Nevertheless, I reserve
the right to change my mind.

1705
01:42:22,428 --> 01:42:24,293
No, wait.

1706
01:42:24,597 --> 01:42:25,712
Don't go, please.

1707
01:42:26,015 --> 01:42:27,130
Come back.

1708
01:42:30,019 --> 01:42:32,305
I love you.

1709
01:42:32,605 --> 01:42:35,563
I'll have to finish this
one of these days.